[nmnrIjGB]

If you liked Shaun Of The Dead, you might like this!

[BipiewExifese]

Remember to zombie-proof your home before armagedon. Things I've learned from zombie movies...

1. Zombies don't open doors, so much as they bust through them. If you got the money, install thick steel or titanium doors, otherwise put in the thickest wood doors you can create or find. The metal is good too, in case the zombies cause a fire some how. Can't get burned to death, I'd rather face the zombies.

2. Zombies don't give a f@%k! Our swords are worthless. What good is a kote strike when all they want to do is eat you alive! Please refer to the Dawn of the Dead film, when the one -armed -asain zombie continues to run full speed at the survivors while being shot. Stock pile guns! Lots of guns. More importantly, lots of bulletts. Know where your local pawn shop is. As soon as the zombie thing goes down, clean that pawn shop out! By the way, its not stealing, this is the end of the world people, you've got to fight for your right to party!

3. Food and water. Get a ton of it. Stuff that requires no cooking, and doesn't spoil. What? You thought your stove was going to work? Who's at the power station? Zombies, thats who. They're terrible workers.

4. Windows. Here's the problem. You need windows to shoot zombies, but zombies will eventually get through them. Once again, either invest in the metal, or resort to wood, but shut those windows up, and don't forget to make areas to blast out of! Make sure your gun openings are able to be sealed shut as well.

5. Screw your neighborhood rules. You've got to put up a concrete wall at least 8 feet tall, around your entire property. Don't forget to have concrete gaurd towers in every corner as well. The zombies will have a hard enough time getting past the wall, but even less of a chance when your blowin' their brains out before they can get to it.

6. Gather friends and family. There is strength in numbers. Make sure they bring some more food. Oh yeh, and more guns. Who's gonna man those gaurd towers early in the morning when you're sleeping? Friends...and family.

7. Generator. Do I really need to explain this one? How are you gonna play ps3 or X box 360 with no power at all?

[cyslespitocop]

5. Screw your neighborhood rules. You've got to put up a concrete wall at least 8 feet tall, around your entire property. Don't forget to have concrete gaurd towers in every corner as well. The zombies will have a hard enough time getting past the wall, but even less of a chance when your blowin' their brains out before they can get to it.

Is a moat and a drawbridge ok? or is the wall necessary?

[U2DnBGFE]

Bitten one too many time...


I learned my facts from Resident Evil 4.

[vansVoish]

Resident Evil always made me wonder, how come there are some many zombies in this mansion if there are so many of these "herbs" that cure it, when you're bitten lying around?

[embefuri]

They don't have the help menu...


More fun for us!

[dupratac]

Nige Quote:
Originally Posted by samurai80
5. Screw your neighborhood rules. You've got to put up a concrete wall at least 8 feet tall, around your entire property. Don't forget to have concrete gaurd towers in every corner as well. The zombies will have a hard enough time getting past the wall, but even less of a chance when your blowin' their brains out before they can get to it.

Is a moat and a drawbridge ok? or is the wall necessary?
Today 01:58 PM

No, drawbridge and moat won't cut it. In the flic Land of the Dead, the zombies eventually figure out they can walk under water (they don't have to breath) and cross a river, or lake, ...or some body of water, and attack the city.

[Erawise]

Oh yeh, more zombie rules...

8. Don't leave your house(except for pawn shop trip). In every zombie flic, someone gets the bright idea to go somewhere...for something. This is when things go bad. If your cat "Sir Sniggles" escapes, and runs down the street, even into the neighbors' yard, he's on his own.

9. Don't let anyone in! It happens every time. Somebody needs your help. They show up scared. You feel bad. Oh well, don't let that mutha in! He's got zombie germs. Your just gonna end up blowin' his head off, or he's gonna eat yours, or bite someone you like. No. Go away. Give him an extra gun, and a bottled water, and send 'em on their way.

10. Pimp my ride...zombie style. MTV gives kids blenders in their dash, and HD televisions that drop from the ceiling. What you need is bars over windows, and more guns! Don't forget to stock up on gas , oil, and extra tires. Oh, and some good music. Don't worry, your favorite group isn't coming out with anything new, so enjoy their last CD while you can. The only time you'll use the car is for previously mentioned pawn shop trip. The extra stuff for the car is "in case". There won't be an "in case" if you went ahead and got started on that concrete wall.

[myspacepro]

No, drawbridge and moat won't cut it. In the flic Land of the Dead, the zombies eventually figure out they can walk under water (they don't have to breath) and cross a river, or lake, ...or some body of water, and attack the city.

Yeah, i remember seeing that now, oh well a wall wouldn't hurt i guess..

[Repwailia]

At least Bush is trying to do something about it!

[HenriRow]

Pretty funny video. Although, it should be noted that zombies don't move really slow. Don't let one third of zombie movies fool you people! Zombies run, fast. I think I also forgot...

11. Stock up on cigarettes and beer. Oh, what's that? You don't smoke? You don't drink? See how long that lasts when you're fending off zombies on a day to day basis. I mean, what's gonna happen...afraid the cigarettes will kill you?

12. Don't bring...strippers. You've got to pay attention, strippers are gonna get you killed. Focus man, focus. This rule applies to you too ladies! No Strippers.

[Stengapsept]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ynXB...ted&search=&v3

[tipokot]

Not very funny game. The movie is one of my absolute favorites though

[12Cickprior]

Zombies eat brain...












So... not everybody is in danger?!?!

[ñàéäèíã]

If are zombies we are talking about, then I prefer this one:

http://flashgames.it/the.last.stand.html

[Theorsell]

Five Hints not shown in a Zombie movie.

1) Don't do your porn shop run in a tank-top and thongs. Me I am getting my hand on a full motorcycle racing suit, complete with full face helmet and neck brace. Failing that wrap yourself up to the point were your bite proof. Remember bogu only protect the front of your body (and your ankles and forearms are exposed).

2) When your mate return from a porn shop/ grocery store run. Have him strip off and checked for any new wounds/ scratches. Better yet lock him up in a one man cage for a week. Better safe than a zombie i always say.

3) Anyone who becomes insane or mentally unstable, kick the out. A mad wo/man with a gun is just as dangerous as a zombie.

4) Make sure you have access to clean safe water. This may be really hard if the zombies are the result of an alien invasion that has comtanimanted our water supply. Remember zombies are now running the water treatment plants as well.

5) Pick you wing man carefully. Homicidial maniacs are the best, they tend not to break down when the going get bad or the unexpected happens. Also if you do get infected he will have no hesitation in putting you down before you go all zombie on your friends.

[mobiphones]

If are zombies we are talking about, then I prefer this one:

http://flashgames.it/the.last.stand.html

Now that's good!

[xFZ3k8Mw]

If are zombies we are talking about, then I prefer this one:

http://flashgames.it/the.last.stand.html

The second part!

http://flashgames.it/azione/the.last.stand2/game2.php

[Metalhead]

Old thread but everyone should own and read this book

It's a great read and it might save your life one day