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**LClan439** · 01-20-2009, 12:53 PM

Fast Brain?
Slow reflexes?

Train, Grasshopper.

**QQQQQ-Trek** · 01-20-2009, 01:11 PM

Be careful what you wish for.

She said men with primary premature ejaculation tended to be fast reactors generally.
"These men have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example."

**deandrecooke** · 01-20-2009, 01:21 PM

Fast Brain?
Slow reflexes?

Slow mouse.

**ClapekDodki** · 01-20-2009, 01:34 PM

Be careful what you wish for.

Here's the thing about that.

So?

In nature, we call that being efficient.

Take we squirrels for example:

Do we waste precious time with soft candles and back rubs?

Hell no!
It's all:

Bam! (squeak!) NEeeeXT!
Bam! (squeal!) NEEeeeXT!
Bam! (squerrk!) NEEEeeeXT!
Bam! (squawk!) NEEEeeeXT!

C'mon, peeps, keep the line moving! Letsgolesgolesgo~!!!!

So you see, There's just only so much Squirrelly love to go 'round, you know, -and at the rate we're getting devoured by your heinous pet menageries, can ye blame us?

I thought not.

In the time I took to write this,
17.673 new Squirrelly minions were created.

Your time is neigh, humans.

**Olphander** · 01-20-2009, 01:53 PM

Thank you for not posting a picture with your sound effects.

**Ikhqgvas** · 01-20-2009, 02:00 PM

Thank you for not posting a picture with your sound effects.

You mean you didn't want the video?

Pfft!

You're no fun at all.

**Kliopeion** · 01-20-2009, 02:06 PM

Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.... hey, pass the Gatorade, fellahs...I'm knee-deep in squirrelly lovelies over here... huh-huh-huh-huh-huh...

(Muttering: While Kenzan-san talks about squirrelly efficiency, I'm the one doing it!!!

)

**ReggieRed** · 01-20-2009, 02:26 PM

Maku you need therapy badly!

**riverakathy** · 01-20-2009, 02:59 PM

Maku you need therapy badly!

Thank you, but my HMO does not cover it.

Blame my boss.

**uchetrip** · 01-20-2009, 04:22 PM

Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.... hey, pass the Gatorade, fellahs...I'm knee-deep in squirrelly lovelies over here... huh-huh-huh-huh-huh...

(Muttering: While Kenzan-san talks about squirrelly efficiency, I'm the one doing it!!! )

Note:
In Hawaiian, "`a`â aikâne squirelalihe `Auwî !"

**moopogyOvenny** · 01-20-2009, 04:24 PM

Maku you need therapy badly!

Says the man who willingly chose to have a shrill-scream producing, banshee-wailing, drool-producing poop-factory stay at his home for the next 18 years.

**Endatrybeeddy** · 01-20-2009, 06:38 PM

Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.... hey, pass the Gatorade, fellahs...I'm knee-deep in squirrelly lovelies over here... huh-huh-huh-huh-huh...

(Muttering: While Kenzan-san talks about squirrelly efficiency, I'm the one doing it!!! )

with kenzan?

**gZAhTyWY** · 01-20-2009, 08:58 PM

Says the man who willingly chose to have a shrill-scream producing, banshee-wailing, drool-producing poop-factory stay at his home for the next 18 years.

Thanks for the backup, Sire!

Now, please excuse me, I'm in the middle of doin' Angelina Squirrelly...

**Usogwdkb** · 01-20-2009, 09:01 PM

with kenzan?

Banish that foul thought, puny human! My liege will not stand for such blasphemy!

(PS: I'd check my next beer if I were you. Don't say you weren't warned!)

**KaterinaNJq** · 01-20-2009, 09:02 PM

Note:
In Hawaiian, "`a`â aikâne squirelalihe `Auwî !"

"Auwe" is right, Sire!

**GutleNus** · 01-21-2009, 03:05 PM

Says the man who willingly chose to have a shrill-scream producing, banshee-wailing, drool-producing poop-factory stay at his home for the next 18 years.

I'll have to PM Maz and have him show this thread to your daughter.....

does she still do kendo?

**Pataacculako** · 01-21-2009, 04:03 PM

does she still do kendo?

Hmm...Let me check the number of lumps on my smashed trachea.

(fumble)

..Yup.

**lapInsalm** · 01-21-2009, 04:41 PM

Hmm...Let me check the number of lumps on my smashed trachea.

(fumble)

..Yup.

Uh.... "auwe"???

01-20-2009, 12:53 PM	#1
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01-20-2009, 01:11 PM	#2
QQQQQ-Trek Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 659 Senior Member	Be careful what you wish for. She said men with primary premature ejaculation tended to be fast reactors generally. "These men have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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deandrecooke Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 493 Senior Member	Fast Brain? Slow reflexes? Slow mouse. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-20-2009, 01:34 PM	#4
ClapekDodki Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 422 Senior Member	Be careful what you wish for. Here's the thing about that. So? In nature, we call that being efficient. Take we squirrels for example: Do we waste precious time with soft candles and back rubs? Hell no! It's all: Bam! (squeak!) NEeeeXT! Bam! (squeal!) NEEeeeXT! Bam! (squerrk!) NEEEeeeXT! Bam! (squawk!) NEEEeeeXT! C'mon, peeps, keep the line moving! Letsgolesgolesgo~!!!! So you see, There's just only so much Squirrelly love to go 'round, you know, -and at the rate we're getting devoured by your heinous pet menageries, can ye blame us? I thought not. In the time I took to write this, 17.673 new Squirrelly minions were created. Your time is neigh, humans. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Olphander Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 621 Senior Member	Thank you for not posting a picture with your sound effects. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Kliopeion Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 400 Senior Member	Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.... hey, pass the Gatorade, fellahs...I'm knee-deep in squirrelly lovelies over here... huh-huh-huh-huh-huh... (Muttering: While Kenzan-san talks about squirrelly efficiency, I'm the one doing it!!! ) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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ReggieRed Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 491 Senior Member	Maku you need therapy badly! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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riverakathy Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 461 Senior Member	Maku you need therapy badly! Thank you, but my HMO does not cover it. Blame my boss. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-20-2009, 04:22 PM	#10
uchetrip Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 518 Senior Member	Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.... hey, pass the Gatorade, fellahs...I'm knee-deep in squirrelly lovelies over here... huh-huh-huh-huh-huh... (Muttering: While Kenzan-san talks about squirrelly efficiency, I'm the one doing it!!! ) Note: In Hawaiian, "`a`â aikâne squirelalihe `Auwî !" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-20-2009, 04:24 PM	#11
moopogyOvenny Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 657 Senior Member	Maku you need therapy badly! Says the man who willingly chose to have a shrill-scream producing, banshee-wailing, drool-producing poop-factory stay at his home for the next 18 years. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-20-2009, 06:38 PM	#12
Endatrybeeddy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 354 Senior Member	Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.... hey, pass the Gatorade, fellahs...I'm knee-deep in squirrelly lovelies over here... huh-huh-huh-huh-huh... (Muttering: While Kenzan-san talks about squirrelly efficiency, I'm the one doing it!!! ) with kenzan? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-20-2009, 08:58 PM	#13
gZAhTyWY Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 434 Senior Member	Says the man who willingly chose to have a shrill-scream producing, banshee-wailing, drool-producing poop-factory stay at his home for the next 18 years. Thanks for the backup, Sire! Now, please excuse me, I'm in the middle of doin' Angelina Squirrelly... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-20-2009, 09:01 PM	#14
Usogwdkb Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 420 Senior Member	with kenzan? Banish that foul thought, puny human! My liege will not stand for such blasphemy! (PS: I'd check my next beer if I were you. Don't say you weren't warned!) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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KaterinaNJq Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 439 Senior Member	Note: In Hawaiian, "`a`â aikâne squirelalihe `Auwî !" "Auwe" is right, Sire! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-21-2009, 03:05 PM	#16
GutleNus Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 440 Senior Member	Says the man who willingly chose to have a shrill-scream producing, banshee-wailing, drool-producing poop-factory stay at his home for the next 18 years. I'll have to PM Maz and have him show this thread to your daughter..... does she still do kendo? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-21-2009, 04:03 PM	#17
Pataacculako Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 371 Senior Member	does she still do kendo? Hmm...Let me check the number of lumps on my smashed trachea. (fumble) ..Yup. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-21-2009, 04:41 PM	#18
lapInsalm Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 409 Senior Member	Hmm...Let me check the number of lumps on my smashed trachea. (fumble) ..Yup. Uh.... "auwe"??? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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