Twitchy
 

Fast Brain?
Slow reflexes?

Train, Grasshopper.

Be careful what you wish for.

She said men with primary premature ejaculation tended to be fast reactors generally.
"These men have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example."

Slow mouse.

Here's the thing about that.

So?

In nature, we call that being efficient.

Take we squirrels for example:

Do we waste precious time with soft candles and back rubs?

Hell no!
It's all:

Bam! (squeak!) NEeeeXT!
Bam! (squeal!) NEEeeeXT!
Bam! (squerrk!) NEEEeeeXT!
Bam! (squawk!) NEEEeeeXT!


C'mon, peeps, keep the line moving! Letsgolesgolesgo~!!!!


So you see, There's just only so much Squirrelly love to go 'round, you know, -and at the rate we're getting devoured by your heinous pet menageries, can ye blame us?


I thought not.

In the time I took to write this,
17.673 new Squirrelly minions were created.

Your time is neigh, humans.

Thank you for not posting a picture with your sound effects.

You mean you didn't want the video?

Pfft!

You're no fun at all.

Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.... hey, pass the Gatorade, fellahs...I'm knee-deep in squirrelly lovelies over here... huh-huh-huh-huh-huh...

(Muttering: While Kenzan-san talks about squirrelly efficiency, I'm the one doing it!!! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/mad2.gif)

Maku you need therapy badly!

Thank you, but my HMO does not cover it.

Blame my boss.

http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

Note:
In Hawaiian, "`a`â aikâne squirelalihe `Auwî !"

Says the man who willingly chose to have a shrill-scream producing, banshee-wailing, drool-producing poop-factory stay at his home for the next 18 years.

with kenzan?

Thanks for the backup, Sire! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

Now, please excuse me, I'm in the middle of doin' Angelina Squirrelly... http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/cheeky.gif

Banish that foul thought, puny human! My liege will not stand for such blasphemy! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/mad2.gif

(PS: I'd check my next beer if I were you. Don't say you weren't warned!) http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...speechless.gif

"Auwe" is right, Sire! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/laugh.gif

I'll have to PM Maz and have him show this thread to your daughter.....

does she still do kendo?

Hmm...Let me check the number of lumps on my smashed trachea.


(fumble)



..Yup.

Uh.... "auwe"??? http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...nocked_out.gif