satsumaruma
 

satsumaruma is the finest swordsman in the land and he has all women eating out of his hand, with his fetish toys and that slurping noise, he is just an icon to us boys. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/dead.gif ok sats as requested is that nice enough !!!!!!!!!!!!! it must be clear to all that i am the victem of blackmail here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C'mopn sats, what have you got in him so that we can all join in http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/jaguar.gif

Hmmm seems fishy to me..... there is black mail or something going on! Come on, I have ways of making you talk, whats the deal w/ this Sats ???? Inquiring minds want to know!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously... please do share. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/laugh.gif

I'm sorry but it is waaaaaaay too good to reveal.

Better that I have this over him.


...........at least until I want to reveal it.http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/scared.gif

But you said there would never be any secrets between us! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/grin.gif

Cough it up, bitches...

Oh come on do tell, we need a little gossip to liven up the thread. Its been so dull lately w/ the ninjers runing amock!!!

You are thinking about this the wrong way...
1Cut … you know that if a blackmailer gets what he wants he will ask for more.
So ...don’t give him what he wants and come clean. Confess :http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/cool.gif

Alternatively Sats can just come out with it and we can all take the piss out of 1-Cell - and have done with it...

.....only whilst we were lovers.....http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/cool.gif

nope, I always swallowhttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/scared.gif

...and it's salacious gossip at that....http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/calm.gif

....no, no I'm not blackmailing him, he just needs to be a good boy...that's all.

I could maybe blackmail him, tell me what you would like me to get him to do and i'll see if I can obligehttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/ogre.gifhttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

LOL sorry can't reap you for this yet http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

for 1Cut

See....
What did I tell you?
So confess and spare yourself from future embarrassment http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/cool.gif

C'mon, 1, 'fess up... or we will have to talk to that nice chap Sats (just in case...) and make you do unbeliveable things... things you cannot imagine... neither do I, bay the way. Only Sats can... (but he's still a really nice guy).

(cracks knuckles threateningly)

I just wonder why they keep calling sats a black male?

Darn 1 cut............you actually asked sats about the box under his bed didn't you? http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

Come on Sats, you know you want to tell us!!!

Well we are on the ah free gift giving list put me down for a new shinken and a ticket out to train with you guys. I gotta see if Chidokan`s tach is longer then last time lol. Well now that I think about 1 cut could always help bank roll a couple more ladies into my harem!!!!!

Do let me know what is feasible and we can go from there.

why would you want to go to Sats dojo when you could just come to mine instead, as it is just down the road....and obviously has a better quality teacher there.http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/grin.gif

Sats, spill the beans. Or I will send those photos to your mrs....http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/bandit.gifhttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/ermm.gifhttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/shocked.gif

...cos I bear an uncanny resemblance to Denzel Washington. Tis true I tell thee.

...nobody was supposed to know about that....well just so long as wifey doesn't get to find it. Shhhhhh!!

Why, did you leave and get replaced by someone good.http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...nocked_out.gif

Here's the thing............ Sats is a Yorkshireman.

He will not divulge secrets for FREE if there
is a possibility of making money - profit - or payment in kind...........

Start bidding - - - I offer 1 beer at the Brighton gig......