[Phlkxkbh]

Sports forum...

RIP George.

[otheloComRole]

For some reason it's a surprise.

RIP

[wooclosmercob]

Good thing for his heirs and the Yankees that he died this year. Next year, they would have been hit with a 55% tax.

[ResistNewWorldOrder]

Have I told this joke on this forum before?

What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg??
Spoiler: One's a flaming Nazi gas bag, and the other is a dirigible.

[thargeagsaf]

THANKS.

[GoveMoony]

You really have a bad attitude, Wiggy. :angry :mad

[CHEAPCIALISFORYOU]

For those who have forgotten, Slowwhand has admitted to having sex in a freight elevator. He is not romantic and please do not let him try to act like he has class. He must not be alllowed to get away with this revisionism :mad;

[Desflahd]

Massively useless = The Phone Book the last TIME I ****ING CHECKED :B:

I PASS BUDGETS! I VOTE ON BUDGETS AND PASS THEM! YOU PASS NOTHING! I do not have vacation days! You recently used ALL YOUR VACATION DAYS!

[Anaedilla]

Massively useless = The Phone Book the last TIME I ****ING CHECKED :B:

I PASS BUDGETS! I VOTE ON BUDGETS AND PASS THEM! YOU PASS NOTHING! I do not have vacation days! You recently used ALL YOUR VACATION DAYS!

I CURRENTLY WORK FOR NO ONE. NO ONE. You work for over 300 million people.

You are a *****. A working *****. I work for NO ONE.

[CathBraunn]

For those who have forgotten, Slowwhand has admitted to having sex in a freight elevator. He is not romantic and please do not let him try to act like he has class. He must not be alllowed to get away with this revisionism :mad;

I'm nothing if not honest. I'll admit to you and all any transgression I ever made.
What else?

Although, I can never get used to the things that people remember. I can't believe you've remembered that indiscretion.

[Coollabioto]

This was during the day, at work. I should say, it was quite a while back in time.

[asSexate]

Now I have caught you in a lie! Gossip Girl is not known! WE don't know who she is. IS SHE GEORGINA? Is she the token asian chick??? WE DO NOT KNOW.

My secret theory that I've been harbouring for YEARS is it's actually Eric van der Woodsen who is a tranny by night. IT EXPLAINS HOW HE HAS ALL OF THE INSIDE SCOOPS.

[cxddfrxc]

I ADMIT I HAVE NOT COAUTHORED ANY MAJOR PIECES OF LEGISLATION! THAT IS OK! I AM NOT OLD ENOUGH YET! I AM BEING MENTORED BUT IF YOU TRY TO WALK INTO A FEDERAL BUILDING TO LOOK FOR FREE CONTRACEPTIVES YOU WILL BE DENIED! THAT IS IN PART BECAUSE OF MY EFFORTS! GOOD DAY

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT AFFECTS PEOPLE? YOU DESIGN APPS? APPS DID NOT EXIST TWENTY YARS AGO, BUT CONDAMS ALWAYS HAVE! LAW DOES NOT GO OUT OF STYLE LIKE A YTMND!

Let's be perfectly clear: I am not a PhD in anything (untill I get an honorary degree from a piss university). I do not have original thoughts or delusions of grandjury. What I do have is responsiveness, I LISTEN to people and I FORMULATE THEIR THOUGHTS into my own and I PUT THEM INTO EFFECT!

Don't try getting laid in the smithsonean! No prophilactics there! Not my idea, my EXECUTION THAT COUNTS. Politics is 95% mental.

[BJEugene]

HERE LOOK

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Condom

The original [condom] can be found at the Smithsonian Museum, weighting at 5.2 pounds, and as big as your fist.

[FliveGell]

WHAT A BAD START TO MY MORNING DAY. WHY DID I EVEN [BOLD]READ YOUR REPLY[/BOLD]