The Comprehensive Guide to Pooping in Public
 

if your poo stinks, **** and run.

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Doesn't everybody know this stuff intuitively?

I tend to favor the farthest stall from the door (assuming it's not handicap which it sometimes is).

I only did this in a garden, and when I was a kid, the owners of the house probably thought it was a dog. I wanted to feel how it was like to be a hunter gatherer

I try not to poop in public restrooms.

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I suspect it's not too hard to differentiate between dog and human ****. Although I imagine they are far more similar to each other than human **** is to let's say horse ****.

Didn't Pekka have a thread about this once? It covered things quite comprehensibly if I recall correctly.

d-o-y, it's the same for me. Sometimes, I just need a break. A little slice of solitude.

I don't know if I agree warm seats are good. That often means some sweaty fatso has been on there recently. And now so are you. You might catch AIDS.