Terrorist Volcano
 

Aside from expensive alcohol and regular appearences of evil Finns I am not aware of any major disadvantages of northern Europe. People are great, esp. since you normally don't understand them, and the girls are hot, except those in the countryside.

Treating the poor like humans... how barbaric. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ons/icon13.gif

Iceland's a malignant blot on the Northern Atlantic, isn't it?

Inbred descendants of Viking rapists spend a thousand years stuffing their beardy faces with rancid blubber in the shadow of hell-spewing volcanos, then suddenly decide they're going to steal all the money of more civilised Western European before doing a better job of grounding our air traffic than Al-Qaedr ever managed.

There's a trade-off system at work here, and what they've given us is debt, inconvenience, expense and misery. The only export of any net worth they've ever managed is Bjork, and compared to that shrieking boss-eyed goblin even the rotting blubber starts to look appetising.

In the entire history of the post-Roman world, there has never been a supposedly-developed nation that would benefit more from just giving up and sinking below the waves. Iceland can bugger off, and we're having all the ****ing cod too.

The upside of this is that Europe will have a cool summer this year.

Someone should try to appease the Icelandic Volcano god by throwing BlackCat into it. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/nod.gif

How ungrateful! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo.../dizzyanim.gif

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I am stuck in Johburg for the weekend... http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/frown.gif

Appease the volcano! Burn BlackCat !

I'm stuck in Italy for the weekend, currently in Sorrento. I'll get through, somehow http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/tongue.gif

The Icelanders evil plan is revealed.

And here I thought this was just "year of the earthquake." "Year of the destructive geological event" just isn't as catchy or concise.

PS: Boats http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

The relax in the sun and swim in the outdoor pool has provided some consolation though http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif Perhaps going to the beach will help a little more!

Is it possible to pronounce that without sounding like you've just suffered a massive stroke?

'Are ya fo player cuddle.'

We need a better last word.

I will do, it's been a while!

So you're a white van man now? My least favourite type of motorist after BMW drivers http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

It sure looks awesome

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Haha, what smilie is that... the "Merkel"?


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What's up with the blue tint in of those pictures, Felch?

Do not despair! We have the gear to tame this baby!

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2010/04...tories+2%29%29

Of course the volcano would just shrink itself to the size of a zit for fear that Chuck Norris might try to test HIS semi on it's slopes....