What do you want done with your corpse
 

Donate organs, then cremation

I don't care once I'm dead. Cremation is just cleaner.

Note: As of today, my organs would go to waste since organs from gay men are not able to be donated. I'm hoping that changes.

Where's the option for above-ground internment (mausoleum, shrine, pyramid, etc.)?

Why are you incapable of reading and comprehending the opening post?

Where is the ****ed option?

JM

Good God, I have grossly overestimated apolyton's poll-taking ability.

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I personally think 'twas an evil trick to include it right in the first option http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/angry.gif

It's a silly question. There's one thing that could be done with my body when I'm dead that I'd like to be done, I selected it. The other choices are inconsequential.

So demanding http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/rolleyes.gif "Wahhh I want superpowers without having my sphincter fondled"

That gives me a great idea for a thread.

I already have a prepaid quickie cremation.

Personally I don't give a crap what happens to my corpse but having it decided and done will make it easier on any mourners.

QFT. I want to be buried in a huge monument to my greatness http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

I BETTER OUTLIVE KUCI SO I CAN ASSURE THAT MY PYRAMID IS SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN HIS!!! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/mad.gif

He's nerdier than I am, so he could build better robots to annihilate my robots. I'll have to rely on an army of illegitimate offspring to make sure his pyramid never matches mine in height or splendor. Let's see you try to outbreed me, Einstein. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/mad.gif

Sold to the highest bidder. Money to be used to pay for a nice fireworks display.

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Apparently he's referring to the Eaten By Pigs option.

Buried in a secret cave, laying atop a stone slab with my broadsword at my side; a slit in one wall will allow a sngle ray of light to shine on my withered face at dawn on the winter solstice. A secret chamber beneath the slab will house a locked ironbound chest holding all my worldly treasures, the lock trapped with a poison needle.

Coded maps will be secretly dispersed to dusty old libraries throughout the Known World.

Catacombs work that way, btw.

I'll be resurrected to haunt the internet forever.

Funeral pyre or viking burial.