[jinnsamys]

Donate organs, then cremation

I don't care once I'm dead. Cremation is just cleaner.

Note: As of today, my organs would go to waste since organs from gay men are not able to be donated. I'm hoping that changes.

[JosephNF]

Where's the option for above-ground internment (mausoleum, shrine, pyramid, etc.)?

[PrettyFifa12]

Why would you pick all of the choices? Why do you ask for an opinion, then nullify your own?

Why are you incapable of reading and comprehending the opening post?

Please select all methods that would be acceptable to you, not just your favorite method(s).

[Blotassefesek]

Where is the ****ed option?

JM

[liontutuxx]

Good God, I have grossly overestimated apolyton's poll-taking ability.

[veizKinquiz]

Good God, I have grossly overestimated apolyton's poll-taking ability.

Oh

[envenonearo]

It's not just you, it's also everybody selecting a single option when you know they'd also be fine and dandy with having their corpse eaten by pigs.

I personally think 'twas an evil trick to include it right in the first option

[sbrthrds]

It's not just you, it's also everybody selecting a single option when you know they'd also be fine and dandy with having their corpse eaten by pigs.

It's a silly question. There's one thing that could be done with my body when I'm dead that I'd like to be done, I selected it. The other choices are inconsequential.

[emily]

So demanding "Wahhh I want superpowers without having my sphincter fondled"

That gives me a great idea for a thread.

[tigoCeree]

I already have a prepaid quickie cremation.

Personally I don't give a crap what happens to my corpse but having it decided and done will make it easier on any mourners.

[sabbixsweraco]

Where's the option for above-ground internment (mausoleum, shrine, pyramid, etc.)?

QFT. I want to be buried in a huge monument to my greatness

[geraint.faughn]

I BETTER OUTLIVE KUCI SO I CAN ASSURE THAT MY PYRAMID IS SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN HIS!!!

[Idonnaink]

He's nerdier than I am, so he could build better robots to annihilate my robots. I'll have to rely on an army of illegitimate offspring to make sure his pyramid never matches mine in height or splendor. Let's see you try to outbreed me, Einstein.

[Prosocorneliay]

Sold to the highest bidder. Money to be used to pay for a nice fireworks display.

[Nikitka]

None of the others are acceptable to me, except perhaps number two

[carletoxtrs]

Apparently he's referring to the Eaten By Pigs option.

[Elaltergephah]

Buried in a secret cave, laying atop a stone slab with my broadsword at my side; a slit in one wall will allow a sngle ray of light to shine on my withered face at dawn on the winter solstice. A secret chamber beneath the slab will house a locked ironbound chest holding all my worldly treasures, the lock trapped with a poison needle.

Coded maps will be secretly dispersed to dusty old libraries throughout the Known World.

[Rinkeliacasse]

Catacombs work that way, btw.

[tousuarshatly]

I'll be resurrected to haunt the internet forever.

[reaciciomarep]

Funeral pyre or viking burial.