Please don't disturb me the next 5-10 minutes
 

May I disturb you in the next 1-5 minutes then?

Well, 1-5 minutes is not the same as 5-10 minutes, as the later starts 5 minutes from now and ends 10 minutes from now.

It is not my fault that your statement could be held to different levels of observation. Regardless, I am not calling you a liar, even though I strongly believe your statement means the exact opposite of what you intended it to mean. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/nod.gif

We just have a difference of opinion on what the amount of time you wished to be disturbed was. Even though it was quite clear your intent. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/nod.gif

Are they consecutive pairs?

Did you fully stock up with Kleenex?

"We'll always have".... ewwww

One for you and one for Wiglaf, sitting right next to you?

Oh, I may think Ben is a warped as the next guy, but he doesn't deserve a nuclear device...

Ideally, you should have two bottles of wine. One to drink now and one to drink after making dinner. Of course, this may mean dinner turns out a bit more interesting.

We?

You and Wiglaf? Can't he help with drink and dinner? http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/angry.gif

Wiggy hasn't been heard from since The Rat Incident.

I see your avatar and DEMAND you release him!! FIEND! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/mad.gif

Poor Wiggy... just when I'd been given the green light with him http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/frown.gif

Welcome http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

And Sloww ruined it http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/angry.gif

did he shoot himself accidently?

Are you just pretending to be stupid, or do you really not know the difference between "the next five to ten minutes" and "between five and ten minutes from now?"

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You are back!

Highway driving is fun stuff http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

We know you're disturbed. You're saying you could be disturbed to a greater degree?
Swell.