[Toninvell]

Wear a scarf?

JM

[Xzmwskxn]

There's an age limit on hickies? What section in the book of regulations says this?

[TRASIAOREXOLA]

Ice works wonders. However, you have to ice it as soon as you can, the earlier you catch it, the easier it is to get it to go away.

[BCVB9SOc]

Ooh I've never heard of putting ice on it. I'll remember that.

Yeah, I actually learned that trick in Karate. After a hard work-out of getting punched and kicked, we always had to ice down the sore spots. In a lot of cases, if I iced the bruise just as it was starting to form, it was gone the next day. It was important to me to get rid of the bruises so that people didn't think my boyfriend beat me.

It seemed only logical to try it out on hickies, and it works the same way

[GuitarLoverBe]

There's an age limit on hickies? What section in the book of regulations says this?

Most people stop doing the hickie thing in their early 20's. However in the event of a very passionate coupling you can be excused.

[fudelholf]

Most people stop doing the hickie thing in their early 20's. However in the event of a very passionate coupling you can be excused.

It's not like I asked, "Hey dude, can you give me a hickie?"

[Aozozbag]

What exactly is your fetish?

BDSMSECGLBTNGA

[meencegic]

Strokes are hot! I want one!

[KasaBalak]

dp

(and I don't mean the sex act)

[first_pr]

I wonder why they are called hickies. I mean, usually "hick" means uncultured are crude, as in a person.

Then I remembered the term "redneck". And then I suddenly realized there was a good conceptual overlap between them...

[Maryjasmine]

Cut off an arm. No one will notice the hickies.

[ddwayspd]

what the hell is a hickie anyways?

[Vulkanevsel]

A bruise from a very strong kiss. Don't tell me your love life is THAT boring.

Lovebite would be a more apt term.

[spineeupsenry]

I honestly have a hard time imagining MrFun having any fun.

It's not meant as an insult, in some ways, it's a compliment.

[choollaBard]

Sorry, but I ain't posting graphic porn stories about my sex life to provide more evidence of my active sex life.

[andreas]

I don't associate hickies with "passionate" or "intense" evenings. Rope burns, on the other hand...

Are you a Michael Hutchence?

[bobibnoxx]

Fun little hickie anecdote...

A couple of years ago, I was roped into "volunteering" for a charity golf tournament (Voluntold is more like it, but I digress). I had to meet a group of employees at 5:30 am at a Whataburger and convoy them to the event.

Well, the night before I went out drinking, as per usual, and ended up hooking up with a girl I met at Little Woodrow's. Unfortunately, this girl was both a bit of a nympho and a bit of a biter, if by a bit, I actually mean insanely into. Normally, this would have been fine, but I only manage to get about 45 minutes of sleep, and wake up with the left side of my neck showing 3 or 4 major hickies. I was also still drunk, noticeably so.

So I meet my employees, let them make jokes (they expected this of me), and took everyone to the charity event, where we basically had to caddy around a bunch of rich ****s playing golf for charity, driving their golf carts and listening to their stupid ass stories.

This would all have been tolerable - barely - except that my District HR Manager also showed up, unexpectedly. Since I was the highest-ranking person from my company (other than her) at the event, she spent much of her time in close proximity to me. This, in turn, meant I spent as much time as possible talking away from her (so she wouldn't smell my breath), and trying to as naturally as possible hold my neck, so she wouldn't spot the hickies.

It was awkward. Somehow, I kept my job.

I'm sure she had to have noticed them but didn't feel like giving you the hatchet.

[prmwsinfo]

I have never made out with a woman.

Men give them too. Just ask MrFun.

[zttrftwsq]

Men give them too. Just ask MrFun.

[janeseymore09092]

do you normally keep those lying around the house?

No, they're in his porn dungeon of course.