[ZESINTERS]

Clinton and Obama maim each other leaving McCain to swoop in and pick off the victor before he or she can recover.

[wrefrinny]

Obama. Black people are experts at stabbing people and they make good shanks in prison. But then again, if McCain had a Vietnam flashback he could probably kill with a toothpick. Clinton would be first to die as her womanly instincts would get her killed.

[hoarrimilsora]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Clinton and Obama maim each other leaving McCain to swoop in and pick off the victor before he or she can recover.

Sounds about right

[Tnzxovoz]

That's the reason he's hoping one of his oponents cripples the other.

[mireOpekrhype]

Besides, he'll just duct tape it to his shoes.

[somamasoso]

I doubt very much this thread has any potential for an intelligent discussion.

[Eagevawax]

I don't know man... I wouldn't necessarily count out McCain. He has the instinct, he's old but with that adrenaline kick and fight for survival? I think that's the one that settles it and McCain is most likely to have it. I don't think his age will be the biggest factor here. I pick McCain in huge adrenaline rush.

[flielagit]

@ thread

[teridbruse]

Ever played sports against an old guy who knows what he's doing? Experience trumps youth and ambition.

McCain, clearly.

[envenonearo]

And I think experience trumps especially when killing things or fighting for life. It's just a big unknown, but he knows it. So he can capitalize on it, definitely. And he already has the upper hand because Obama and Clinton are both aware of this so they are likely to be afraid of him.

[Reatclaplen]

I never knew you were racist, Riesstiu.

[HwoRas1]

You've all got it wrong.

McCain wins for one simple reason.

While Obama and Clinton are brandishing their knives, McCain whips out a gun and shoots them both.

If we've learned anything at all about the Democratic Party over the last decade, it is that they always bring a knife to a gunfight.

[first_pr]

And I always knew you had problems identifying overblown trolls performed in very poor taste... That was a top notch troll.

[nitivearchit]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
blah blah

He finds the opportune moment, jumps from his position, and fires 10 rounds into the unholy womb that gave birth to Chelsey Clinton from an AK-47 he had looted from the corpse of a Vietcong soldier all those years back.

blah Uh, hello? Dodges sniper rounds? You don't think she wouldn't sense his ambush and easily avoid his Parkinson's riddled attempt at a shot?

Then she whips off her high heel and flings it in his direction, the spike embedding itself in his skull like a dozen underpaid reporters in Bagdad.

[bataovady]

Being president is just like being in the NFL?

Wow I guess we should elect Joe Montana some day.

[forebirdo]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Being president is just like being in the NFL?

Wow I guess we should elect Joe Montana some day. Joe is too smart to campaign for the job.