Walking the Groceries
 

-- This story is dedicated to those who ridicule me for writing it. You need wisdom the most. Take care. Glad to see you're not pretentious http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

This type of artsy, vaguely effeminate story is not fit to wipe my ass I'm afraid. Reminds me a bit of my mother's stories to me when I was growing up.

I like to walk the groceries because I prefer to have the choice you get in the supermarket over home delivery, and Im sort of green and I dont have a car

I disagree that the first step is the hardest as my house is at the top of a hill

Originally posted by Snotty
I disagree that the first step is the hardest as my house is at the top of a hill http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/lol.gif

For Blake:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

walking http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif
taking time to enjoy everyday life http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif
thinking that sex is "dirty" http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ons/icon13.gif

sex is not dirty, but pain coming out of careless use of it ultimately is.

Originally posted by Nugog



http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...smilies/hm.gif

Seems to be more like "StuffWhiteAmericansLike"

No it's not, read more than one post.

Originally posted by Nugog
If careless sex causes pain - you are doing something very wrong.


Unless you want it to hurt........ sure and you are an emotional brick so sticking it in has only good short term effects... I guess it works for some http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/rolleyes.gif

"walking the groceries"

What a strange phrase. I've walked a dog before and even a ferret or two but never my groceries. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/frownno.gif

Anyway, Saturday morning is traditional grocery time for me. I'll drive the couple kms there and back and be done within 1 hour. Effective time management. http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

Originally posted by VetLegion


No it's not, read more than one post. Looks to me like "what Yuppies like" would be a better title. It's good for a few chuckles though. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Walking for an hour is hardly "exercise" and doesn't really make you stronger.

No not really

I'm telling you.

Give it a try!

You will be stronger for it and your legs will thank you.

I have too and I found it made a big difference.

I'm certainly not 'body builder fit', but it's just something that worked for me.

It's ok.

Hard on the knees with the pavement though. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/frown.gif

Walking to work http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

Being stuck in someone's armpit on a busy tube train. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ons/icon13.gif

Having to listen to loud schoolchildren and people's w@nkpods on the bus http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ons/icon13.gif

Quiet bus journeys with a seat and a good book http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

Originally posted by Provost Harrison


You should try that advice - one day you might be as good as me http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif I could never be as good as you Rich. I mean, I just don't have what it takes to pass out and lay on the gym floor.

Try going from working a retail-type job (walking most of the day) to a desk job. Then you'll never doubt the exercise value of walking http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

no not reallty lol

Holy god you are pretentious.

I think that "Idiocracy" should be compulsory viewing.
There's a scene where Mr Average (super-intelligent in the world of idiots) is saying something genuinely smart. Then all the idiots start doing the mouth-flapping thing and taunting him.
It's a sad but astute reflection of a prevailing mentality. There are only seven worthwhile minutes in the movie: the introductory narration, the scenes with the black president, and the mob destroying the retard's car. If you want to make a movie compulsory viewing, try to make sure 97% of it it doesn't completely blow.