Help with this epitaph
 

Despite her having worries dental,
Her driving was somewhat mental,
Because of her love of Oral B,
Is now sleeping with the fishes beneath the sea...

Whilst panicking about her dental caries
Her mind was whisked away by the fairies
During contemplating a dental hook
The poor girl got crushed beneath a truck.

Damn I'm on fire tonight http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Her lies Malinda Hill
Died while taking a spin
Paid attention to the wrong grill
and left with a spotless grin

wonderful, wonderful! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/lol.gif http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

Originally posted by snoopy369
Rhythm people, rhythm... poetry is not just about rhyming... Trying to rid of excess mucus
Or perhaps of mucus pukus
So twas Jill ran off the road
Now her teeth the worm's abode


Better?

With floss in hand,
She left on her mission:
A rendezvous
With a cute mortician.

Originally posted by snoopy369
Rhythm people, rhythm... poetry is not just about rhyming... LIES!

Here lies a woman named Rose
For her, driving was easy as picking her nose
Don't forget though that problems she had
Flossing while driving is essentially bad
And now she has many more woes