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**glagoliska** · 08-14-2007, 05:44 PM

I would tell you, but I can't reply cause I'm dead

**JonnTEN** · 08-14-2007, 05:53 PM

Body, don't care. Me? Go see what's up.

**paratayoma** · 08-14-2007, 06:16 PM

Now that I rethink the problem, maybe we could be zombies then?

**Azzi_Kahlila** · 08-14-2007, 06:25 PM

And if so, how risky a lifestyle are you living that you expect to die before they do?

**Auzuigcx** · 08-14-2007, 06:34 PM

I'd go on to defeat John Ashcroft in a Senate campaign.

**SaLifHoq** · 08-14-2007, 06:52 PM

Gaius, I can't die. When this body's destroyed, my memory and consciousness will be instantly transmitted to a new one. I'll just wake up somewhere else in an identical body.

**gooseCile** · 08-14-2007, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by Lorizael
What now? Burial or cremation? Religious funeral? Golden casket lined with jewels?

Me? I want my body thrown to the wolves and then I want everyone to tell rude jokes about me and go back to their business.
Sounds likely.

**petrarkaponye** · 08-14-2007, 07:53 PM

20 virgins in heaven sounds nice, but I'd have to blow myself up for that.

**TriammaMade** · 08-15-2007, 04:17 AM

DONATE TO SCIENCE!

**saturninus.ribb** · 08-15-2007, 04:35 AM

I want to be frozen so that I can be brought back to life after the revolution so that I can enjoy utopia.

**nermise** · 08-15-2007, 04:50 AM

Funerals are for the people you leave behind, so what you want is fairly irrelevant. You won't be helping their grieving by making ridiculous impositions from the great beyond.

It is my ambition to live a hundred years or more, so there probably won't be a lot of people to leave behind, nor will my body be much use for anything. Therefore I don't want a service. Straight into the cheapest available coffin, then off to the crematorium. No undertakers having to dress my body, shave my face and stitch my mouth closed. No pompous celebrants speaking crap about me.

I will investigate the possibility of donating parts of my body closer to the time, but I definitely don't want medical students messing around. Nor do I want some weirdo like Gunther von Hagens salivating over my corpse.

**retrahdggd** · 08-15-2007, 05:53 AM

I want to be ground up and put in dog food so I can end up as a big steaming pile in people's yards for them to step in on the way to work.

**ashleyjoseph** · 08-15-2007, 06:45 AM

It's just a flesh wound!

**xyupi** · 08-15-2007, 06:51 AM

Originally posted by Kidicious
That's not much different from what you are now.

**hechicxxrr** · 08-15-2007, 07:17 AM

Originally posted by snoopy369

resisting ... comment ... hard ... to ... resist ... arrrgh!!!!!
I just re-read what I wrote, and I realise that it rhymed, and not in a flattering way. Completely unintentional.

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SaLifHoq Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 492 Senior Member	Gaius, I can't die. When this body's destroyed, my memory and consciousness will be instantly transmitted to a new one. I'll just wake up somewhere else in an identical body. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-14-2007, 07:18 PM	#7
gooseCile Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 563 Senior Member	Originally posted by Lorizael What now? Burial or cremation? Religious funeral? Golden casket lined with jewels? Me? I want my body thrown to the wolves and then I want everyone to tell rude jokes about me and go back to their business. Sounds likely. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-15-2007, 04:50 AM	#11
nermise Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 527 Senior Member	Funerals are for the people you leave behind, so what you want is fairly irrelevant. You won't be helping their grieving by making ridiculous impositions from the great beyond. It is my ambition to live a hundred years or more, so there probably won't be a lot of people to leave behind, nor will my body be much use for anything. Therefore I don't want a service. Straight into the cheapest available coffin, then off to the crematorium. No undertakers having to dress my body, shave my face and stitch my mouth closed. No pompous celebrants speaking crap about me. I will investigate the possibility of donating parts of my body closer to the time, but I definitely don't want medical students messing around. Nor do I want some weirdo like Gunther von Hagens salivating over my corpse. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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ashleyjoseph Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	It's just a flesh wound! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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xyupi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 541 Senior Member	Originally posted by Kidicious That's not much different from what you are now. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-15-2007, 07:17 AM	#15
hechicxxrr Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 557 Senior Member	Originally posted by snoopy369 resisting ... comment ... hard ... to ... resist ... arrrgh!!!!! I just re-read what I wrote, and I realise that it rhymed, and not in a flattering way. Completely unintentional. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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