[JohnMitchel]

99% of notalwaysright is fake.

[Jon Woodgate]

99% of notalwaysright is fake.

So is 99% of internet statistics. Can't argue that the stuff on there isn't downright hilarious though.

[exettybele]

I’m A Mac, With Reinforcements

Computer Store | Urbana, IL, USA
Customer: “How much is this iPod Touch thingy?”
Me: “$229, sir.”
Customer: “Now, I’ve heard that these things can get the internet, right?”
Me: “That’s correct.”
Customer: “How does it get the internet without any wires?”
Me: “Well, it works the same way a computer would; you can connect to any wi-fi netwo-”
Customer: “WHOA! Wi-fi? I can’t use wi-fi!”
Me: “…”
Customer: “Haven’t you heard?”
Me: “…no?”
Customer: “Wi-fi is what causes cancer. People are getting cancer more and more because we keep expanding our wi-fi networks. I’m only safe because of this!”
(He pulls out a pendant he was wearing as a necklace under his shirt. It is a cylindrical white plastic container with a radioactive sticker on it.)
Customer: “This thing right here protects me! It’s protecting you right now too!”
Me: “Oh…OK…”
Customer: “Yeah. Inside of this, there’s a thing that goes faster than the speed of light!”
(He starts to flap his arms wildly in a circle to demonstrate ‘faster than light’, while making a ‘whoosh’ sound.)
Me: “…cool…”
Customer: “YEAH IT IS! On TV they try to tell us that things can’t travel faster than the speed of light, but I know that’s garbage! They just want us to get cancer. You NEED to get one of these things, man!”
Me: “Um…yeah. Well, I’m sorry about the iPod then, is there anything else you need help with?”
Customer: “What? I want the iPod!”
Me: “I thought it would give you cancer?”
Customer: “No. I’m PROTECTED.”
Me: “…”




Here is a link to much more like this one. I can't stop laughing at some of these. [rofl]


http://notalwaysright.com/

[searkibia]

Mac threads are getting boring [yawn] ha take that ( - :

[exettybele]

Mac threads are getting boring [yawn] ha take that ( - :

If this was a MAC thread, most might agree with you.......but sorry to say that is not the focus here.

[searkibia]

If this was a MAC thread, most might agree with you.......but sorry to say that is not the focus here.

Crap I fail
I'm truly sorry, carry on please !

[juyrett]

If this was a MAC thread, most might agree with you.......but sorry to say that is not the focus here.

You got owned.

[RealCHEAPsoftDOWNLOAD]

Crap I fail
I'm truly sorry, carry on please !

Did you read the thread first, buddy?

[juyrett]

Did you read the thread first, buddy?

Did you read his white text, mate?

[cargo_brad]

Here is a link to much more like this one. I can't stop laughing at some of these. [rofl]


http://notalwaysright.com/

The thing is, how many of them really happened. Many do sound like they were just made up. Typical coffee break stories. I hear them all the time in my company. Sure, there are stupid people, but this...

[RealCHEAPsoftDOWNLOAD]

Did you read his white text, mate?

OWNED!!!!

[Roneyslelry]

The thing is, how many of them really happened. Many do sound like they were just made up. Typical coffee break stories. I hear them all the time in my company. Sure, there are stupid people, but this...

If 1% of all Americans are stupid, that is 3 million people.

[juyrett]

If 1% of all Americans are stupid, that is 3 million people.

3 million too many.

[hoarrimilsora]

The thing is, how many of them really happened. Many do sound like they were just made up. Typical coffee break stories. I hear them all the time in my company. Sure, there are stupid people, but this...

These people really do exist. I've worked customer service for a cell phone company. Working in certain fields, like retail, cell phones, internet, you run into a LOT of people who you think should have been aborted.


Me: “These windows will have an inside mount.”

Husband: “A what?”

Me: “Inside mount.”

Husband: “Oh, hehe.”

Me: “So, on this one that installer has recommended a reverse mount.”

Husband: “Haha!”

Wife: “Shhhh!”

Husband: “How do you people keep a straight face?”

Me: “I’m sorry? What do you mean?”

Husband: “I had no idea that blinds were so sexual!”

Me: “Oh, um…. I guess I never thought of it like that.”

Wife, to husband: “You’re such a child!” OMG! That would totally be me.

[shenacatro]

Uhm just on a side note, i watched a docu lately about todays tech and they stated the cancer+Wifi connection still isn´t ruled out.
there´s a University here in Germany that banned Wlan connections from it´s campus because of the "danger".

[RealCHEAPsoftDOWNLOAD]

Uhm just on a side note, i watched a docu lately about todays tech and they stated the cancer+Wifi connection still isn´t ruled out.
there´s a University here in Germany that banned Wlan connections from it´s campus because of the "danger".

Well, that is the same band that is used by some cell phones and most cordless phones and microwave ovens and...

[OwdBKKHO]

Han Solo has one of those white, plastic containers. He overclocked it to .5 past light speed.

[Karpattaisp]

When i was younger I worked at McDonalds. There was this girl there, she was GORGEOUS! And she bought her first car. One morning, it was raining, she strolled in, soaked, her car had broken down. She described it as, it will turn over and over but wont start up.
As a joke, I asked " Does it have any gas in it?"
Her reply, " Is that important?"
She was serious. and her car's problem was, she was only out of gasoline.
And people like THAT are allowed to drive.[no][help]

[exettybele]

When i was younger I worked at McDonalds. There was this girl there, she was GORGEOUS! And she bought her first car. One morning, it was raining, she strolled in, soaked, her car had broken down. She described it as, it will turn over and over but wont start up.
As a joke, I asked " Does it have any gas in it?"
Her reply, " Is that important?"
She was serious. and her car's problem was, she was only out of gasoline.
And people like THAT are allowed to drive.[no][help]

[juyrett]

When i was younger I worked at McDonalds. There was this girl there, she was GORGEOUS! And she bought her first car. One morning, it was raining, she strolled in, soaked, her car had broken down. She described it as, it will turn over and over but wont start up.
As a joke, I asked " Does it have any gas in it?"
Her reply, " Is that important?"
She was serious. and her car's problem was, she was only out of gasoline.
And people like THAT are allowed to drive.[no][help]

If she was as gorgeous as you said she was, why didn't you offer yourself to fix the car for a shag later on [thumbup]