[Jalieteplalry]

He probably had more of an audience for that speech than any night of Rock Center. Maybe when he gets his face out of Obama's crotch he can lecture us on political impartiality.

[CoenceLomneedtrue]

Brian Williams is irrelevant, and so are you.

[QXCharles]

But seriously, let Asher use the login more often. You're not really doing it right.

[investor]

I wept during that story.

[Dkavtbek]

He didn't even do the John Kerry thing and go to a yacht club to get catering afterwards!

[diseeKeythilt]

Brian Williams talks and acts like a broken robot on loan from the Chinese.

[yespkorg]

HC, you are such a little puppy.

[Peretool]

You are living in TAIWAN the only people you know are earmarked for NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION.

[mylittlejewelaa]

Hay guys the president even takes lunch orders for his staff!

Let's just ignore the fact that, during that same visit, the president made it very clear he had no idea what the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency was. Even though it's an agency he oversees in the Department of Defense.



Integrity

So you're jealous because he gets to ride around in the President's limo and you don't?

[dolaBeetCeage]

OK, this one was too easy.

[_tppga_]

Oh come on!

[seperalem]

Asher has never logged into my account, idiots.

The only thing Asher has done in the last four years is get fatter and balder.

[BrainTop]

The only thing Asher has done in the last four years is get fatter and balder.

He also bought a really narrow house

[iceleliewBync]

our national debt is a testament to compromise

Other testaments to bipartisanship:
Iraq War
War on drugs
PATRIOT Act

I fear the consequences of a decline in bipartisanship.

[attanilifardy]

Other testaments to bipartisanship:
Iraq War
War on drugs
PATRIOT Act

I fear the consequences of a decline in bipartisanship.

Just a further testament to how broken our political system is.

The only things the parties agree on are uniformly terrible, horrible, no good, very bad ideas.

[ATTILAGLIC]

**** the Saints!

[Frogzlovzy]

Congress also passed a 375-1 U.S. House Resolution congratulating the New Orleans Saints on their first Superbowl win. I guess that was a terrible idea, too? And I suppose so was the Great Society program, Medicare, Medicaid, and nuking Japan?

Who voted against it?

[vintsqyuid]

What in the ****ing world gave you the impression that I support Obamacare?

It is too late in the evening to come up with some slanderous insult to demonstrate that I do not take Wiggy seriously, so just assume something is here that fits the description.

[tattcasetle]

Yup; and Obamacare does precisely ****-all to fix that problem.

[isopsmypovA]

The electoral college isn't what holds third parties back. If a handful of large states weren't winner-takes-all (California, New York and Texas would probably be enough), it would arguably foster third parties, because they could become compromise candidates in the House of Representatives.