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Old 12-23-2011, 03:08 PM   #1
Aluback

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Default Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia
-- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?...

2. Amnesia
--I Don't Remember If I'll Be Home For Christmas

3. Narcissistic Personality Disorder
-- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

4. Bipolar Disorder (Manic Episode)
-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And.......

5. Multiple Personality Disorder
-- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

6. Paranoid
-- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

7. Borderline Personality Disorder
-- You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna' Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why

8. Antisocial Personality Disorder
-- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
-- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

10. Agoraphobia
-- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Alzheimer's Disease/Senile Dementia
-- Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder
-- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder
-- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

AND FINALLY…

14. Attention Deficit Disorder
-- We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!
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Old 12-23-2011, 04:29 PM   #2
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Hahaha !!!! Sooo funnnny !!! Thanks for that laugh !!

Those aren't psychologically challenged Christmas Carols, tho !
They are just regular personality & character traits that everybody has !!
That list probably got everybody here ! Ha !!!!

I'm at least 3 of them, probably more ! #6, #9, #10....

Let me see if I can think of anutter one.

Depression ~
You better not pout, you better not cry.........
Oh but WHY !! ....
I got me sum blunt to make me so happy to fly ......

Sing it !!
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