[excivaamome]

"Ray. If someone asks if you're a god, you say, "yes!""

"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."

[dselectronics]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner"

[LarryG1978]

I'll be back.

if you don't know the film, you suck, and **** you.

[replicaypu]

Clue

MRS. WHITE: My husband didn't seem to like me very much. He was deranged, lunatic. He had threatened to kill me in public.
MISS SCARLET: Why would he want to kill you in public?
WADSWORTH: I think she means he threatened, in public, to kill her.
MISS SCARLET: Ah.


WADSWORTH: Your first husband also disappeared.
MRS. WHITE: That was his job, he was an illusionist.
WADSWORTH. But he never reappeared!
MRS. WHITE: Well, he wasn't a very good illusionist.


MR. GREEN: Who would want to kill the cook?
MISS SCARLET: Dinner wasn't that bad.

MRS. PEACOCK: Is there little girls' room down the hall?
YVETTE: Oui oui, madame...
MRS. PEACOCK: Oh no, I just need to powder my nose.

MR. GREEN: Well, he couldn't have been dead.
PROF. PLUM: He was! Or at least I thought he was. Oh, what difference does it make now?
MISS SCARLET: Makes quite a bit of difference to him.

WADSWORTH: Even a psychiatrist can tell the difference between a patient who is alive or dead.

COP (looking at body of dead motorist): This man's drunk.
PROF. PLUM: Dead drunk.
MISS SCARLET: Dead right.
COP (loudly, to motorist): You aren't driving home are you?
PROF. PLUM: He won't be driving home, officer, I can promise you that.
MISS SCARLET: We'll get him a car!
PROF. PLUM: A long, black car...
MISS SCARLET: A limousine!

WADSWORTH: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
PROF PLUM: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
WADSWORTH: So your work has not changed.

[Casyimipist]

Shooter McGavin - I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore - You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?!
Shooter McGavin - No!

Red - "..it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain."

[mpzoFeJs]

Leia: I love you.
Han: I know.


And that, ladies and gentlemen (okay, just gentlemen, let's not kid ourselves), is the definition of pimp.

[Pmeidstc]

Dazed and Confused. Wooderson: "That's what I like about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age."

Then, or course, the dialogue already posted by Guynemer.

Then, a bunch of quotes from Bud Spencer/Terence Hill movies in the German translations, which are awesome funny (in German now):

"Das is aber n süßer Wauwau! Selbstgestrickt?"
"Der Weg zum Griechen immer lohnt, auch wenn man etwas weiter wohnt."
"Schon der Knabe saß im Garten und spielte mit der Mutter Karten"
"Der Typ hat auch nicht mehr Grips als ein Spatz Fleisch an der Kniescheibe".
"Duzt du mich nochmal, hau ich dir ne Delle in die Gewürzgurke!"
"Hast du etwa einen Brösel auf der Schalmei?"

[vintsqyuid]

Just watched Children of Men, thoroughly enjoyed it again. Wiki says ''Children of Men is a 2006 dystopian science fiction film''. Right up my street, literally

[anenselog]

"What's a Drexl?"

[Glamyclitlemi]

Also:

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[suddenly walks off]

[caseferter]

You call that a knife, this is a knife. C. Dundee.

[nintenda]

Blazing Saddles:

Bart: Hey, where the white women at?

Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the **** out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!

Reporter: Sir, those are dummies.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: How do you think I got elected?

[EasyLOAD]

English, mother****er, do you speak it?

[LongaDonga]

Throw Momma From the Train

LARRY: I'm Owen's friend.
MOMMA: Owen doesn't have any friends.
LARRY: That's because he's shy.
MOMMA: No it's not! It's because he's fat and he's stupid!


MOMMA: I dreamed Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!


LARRY: You wrote a 3-page murder mystery that wasn't exactly difficult to figure out who did it.
OWEN: What gave it away?
LARRY: You only had two characters and one of them was dead by page 2!


OWEN: Where are you going?
LARRY: I'm going to kill her. Do you want anything?
OWEN: Can you bring me a Chunky?


OWEN: Momma! You're alive! [realizes policeman is standing next to him] Old people... you have to reassure them.


MOMMA: Your friend is dead! Why'd you leave me to be taken care of by a corpse?
OWEN: Larry is dead?! What happened?
MOMMA: He fell down the basement stairs, he's still there!
OWEN: (cradling Larry) Larry! My friend, my only friend...
MOMMA: (mockingly) "My friend, my only friend." Go bury him in the back yard before he starts to stink up the place!

[Snocioncilm]

Ah man, you could just quote the script of Airplane, Spaceballs and Office Space and call it a day.

[diundasmink]

"Put some pants on. I can't believe I've had to ask you twice."

Hangover

[Woziwfaq]

I think that was one of the rants from 'The Social Network'...

[BlackBird]

[Serb]
Wake up, Neo
[/Serb]
I'll come up with my own later.

[Qesomud]

"Must go faster." - Jeff Goldbloom.

Jurassipendence Day.

ACK!

[UnduttRit]

All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sum***** takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down. My favorite Unforgiven quote.

ACK!