The 10 Worst Excuses For Missing Work
 

1. Employee's 12-year-old daughter stole his car and he had no other way to work. Employee didn't want to report it to the police.
2. Employee said bats got in her hair.
3. Employee said a refrigerator fell on him.
4. Employee was in line at a coffee shop when a truck carrying flour backed up and dumped the flour into her convertible.
5. Employee said a deer bit him during hunting season.
6. Employee ate too much at a party.
7. Employee fell out of bed and broke his nose.
8. Employee got a cold from a puppy.
9. Employee's child stuck a mint up his nose and had to go to the ER to remove it.
10. Employee hurt his back chasing a beaver.(suspect)
11. Employee got his toe caught in a vent cover.
12. Employee had a headache after going to too many garage sales.
13. Employee's brother-in-law was kidnapped by a drug cartel while in Mexico.
14. Employee drank anti-freeze by mistake and had to go to the hospital.
15. Employee was at a bowling alley and a bucket filled with water (due to a leak) crashed through the ceiling and hit her on the head.

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I have to print those off. I like the bowling alley one. The boss would buy that one.

I know a guy who called in because a dump truck was blocking his drive way. Not an "I'm going to be late", he just didn't show up that day. lol

BTW: His employment was not terminated. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/huh.gif

"I won't be in today, I have heart trouble"



"Yeah, I sat down and I didn't have the heart to get back up"

Anal Glaucoma. Can't see my ass coming into work today.

rectum choking or dick stab victim...

I have heard a few from one particular former employee that lived in Detroit, most for being late,

Was a bus accident on the corner.

Ran out of gas and didn't have any money.

The heat went out and had to wait for it to be repaired.

Someone stole my car and I didn't have bus fare.

My girlfriends dog had puppies under the bed...