Caught a lady in my Garage past Friday night
 

Will it was around 10 pm. Wife was sleeping in the bed, while I was still awake playing ps3 in my basement. While the online game is still loading, I hear my garage side door close. Thinking to myself what the f my wife is doing my garage this late. We have two garage, one that connect to our house, n one that is behind the house. I keep my other two wives "car" n our bikes in the back garage. Well, after I played game for 5-10min after hearing the door close. My dumb a$$ realize my wife went to bed a couple of hours ago. I then rushed out to the back garage, thinking to myself f my car. When I got there my two cars was still there. I thought I was just hearing things. I turn around n saw that my wife's bike was missing. Thinking to myself maybe it's a little punk that just jacked the bike. Well it was late, n I didn't feel like calling the cops that late. Was gonna call the cop first thing in the morning. Went inside n wash up, jumped into bed. My bed faced the window that is faced toward the garage side door. I was laying in bed trying to fall to sleep, then I saw my light in the garage side door. N the door was wide open. I hurry up n ran outside to the garage with only in my boxer. Lol. When I got there, the women was about to come out. I looked at her n say wtf u doing in my garage? She looked at me n say please don't hit me with that bat. She then say that she just wanna borrow the bike so she can Go get some more beers for her n her friends. She didn't want to drive cause she didn't want to get a DUI. I looked behind her, n of course my wife bike was there where we always put it. She got 24 pack in each of her hands, n her backpack was loaded with one or two more pack. O, yeah it was all MGD. I told her u know u almost got knock the f out, n u r one dumb a$$ b----. She say she was sorry n she won't do it again, she even told me it's her third time borrowing the bike. ????? Wow!!! I better start remembering to lock that side door. she even offer me beer.lol. I told her just f##_en get out of here after me making her showing me her ID cause i knew she was a uwgb student.The next day around noon she came over n say her sorry again to me n my wife, cause she didn't want us going to uwgb n telling on her, cause a student can get kick out if stealing or whatsoever around the neighborhood here. Lmao. We told her don't worry about it, n just don't f en do it again. She was pretty cute too after seeing her in the day light. Lol.

Was thinking driving to work this morning. She most be a good biker if she can ride a bike while holding the two case of beer. O yeah, on top of that she even had her backpack loaded up with one or two case too. Lol.

Really dude....call the god damned cops. She's stolen from you three times...really making an effort out of that college education..

Women have such powerfull ways. Vowed not to get into the phone book since I get no business for that cost. Figures two hot ladies stop from Yellow Pages I don't even remember taking out my credit card lol

Parents use to have a bar/resturant she will find someone else.
If yaa catch her again tell here she has to drink the beer with yaa!

Started a part time job at Menards and Friday a member and I had some fun watching a lady give her baby screws then later feed the lil one outlets. Started heading to the entrance doors busted!! She claimed she was heading to get babies milk. My buddy goes with screws?? 10 minutes later officer issued a ticket. About 5 attempts on average a week was told.

If it was a Dude , he'd be Toast ....... Chicks get away with too much Shit ......... Bust her .......

Stupid bitch...you can still get a DUI/OWI on a bicycle. (My buddy got one LOL!!) Either way, you should have put the fear of God into this bitch, taken her beer, and demanded a BJ.

have her offer sex if she was cute! lol jk but damn! glad you got your stuff back and funny she told you about doing it before like it was no big thing. i wouldve called the cops. i hate people

I revised my position ...... Let her use it for a " Fee of your Choosing "..... http://www.wisrts.com/forums/images/...s/rolleyes.png

Have her keep Track on a tally board in your Garage ..... Then Collect once or Twice a month ..... hahahha

Having sex in the garage is 1 out of the 10 places I always wanna fuck in. Fuck, I just blow my chance on that. Lol. O, I know what. Next I catch another lady in my garage, I'll make her offer sex n I'll get that shit on video. Then post that shit on here.
I know I know, can't post xxx shit up in here. COME ON, my srt n evo will be in it. I mean I'll be fucking that whore on my two car. Look at it this way, our beloved srt will be finally on a porn clip for the first time. Lol. Jk.

We have a special place for that fun http://www.wisrts.com/forums/forumdi...p?21-SOT-FTMFW!
So yes have a camcoder by the beer and make sure its charged!!!! Remember she leaves the bra and panties for round two lol

We all see those picture of ladies posting next to a srt, N video clips of it. But we never seen a clips or picture of sex shit before with the srt. I'll title it " how we wis srt owner make a girl ride". I'll even post that shit up on the " what you did to your srt today" thread on here n the other forums. Lol

lol!!!!!!!!!!