[Enjoymms]

So it´s almost 1 AM and my cellphone rings, thinking it´s one of my friends i answer without looking at the caller ID.

It´s some Turkish sounding guy:
Him: Who´s here, i need to speak to Julia
Me: You got the wrong number here´s no Julia
*he hangs up*

5 min later

same guy again:
Him: Give me Julia now i need to speak to Julia (kinda sounds a bit slurry/drunk)
Me: Dude, it´s 1 AM, you got the wrong number
Him: come on just give her to me
Me: sry wrong number
*i hang up*

5 min later

same guy again:
Him: Please i need to speak to Julia right now
Me: Sry man i ****ed her for the last 3 hours and she´s asleep
*i hang up*

the next 3 calls i just ignore, till i notice a different number calling 20 min later.

i pick up the phone
Me: hello
Her: hi, i need to speak to Julia RIGHT NOW
Me: lady, i´ve been called 5-6 times now, it´s 1 am, you and your friend have got the WRONG DAMN NUMBER
Her: my friend just told me she was there, tell her she´s gonna get into alot of trouble tomorrow
Me: i honestly don´t care, she´s not here, i don´t know who the **** you´re talking about
Her: How old are you
Me: I´m 31
Her: Married ?
Me: yes
Her: hmm maybe this is the wrong number
Me: no sh!t
Her: well then n8



That was a first for me
Any of you got any weird wrong number calls ?

[Nmoitmzr]

Should have forwarded the call to to Hexus_Tech or something....

[ArrereGarhync]

I've had that happen before. What my family does for a wrong number if we're at a get together is pass the phone around to everyone so they can each say hi and eventually the last person says "sorry, you've got the wrong number" if they haven't figured it out by then.

When I get drunk men, or men in general, looking for a girl I say she's passed out and ask if they'd like to leave a message.

[ImapFidaarram]

So it´s almost 1 AM and my cellphone rings, thinking it´s one of my friends i answer without looking at the caller ID.

It´s some Turkish sounding guy:
Him: Who´s here, i need to speak to Julia
Me: You got the wrong number here´s no Julia
*he hangs up*

5 min later

same guy again:
Him: Give me Julia now i need to speak to Julia (kinda sounds a bit slurry/drunk)
Me: Dude, it´s 1 AM, you got the wrong number
Him: come on just give her to me
Me: sry wrong number
*i hang up*

5 min later

same guy again:
Him: Please i need to speak to Julia right now
Me: Sry man i ****ed her for the last 3 hours and she´s asleep
*i hang up*

the next 3 calls i just ignore, till i notice a different number calling 20 min later.

i pick up the phone
Me: hello
Her: hi, i need to speak to Julia RIGHT NOW
Me: lady, i´ve been called 5-6 times now, it´s 1 am, you and your friend have got the WRONG DAMN NUMBER
Her: my friend just told me she was there, tell her she´s gonna get into alot of trouble tomorrow
Me: i honestly don´t care, she´s not here, i don´t know who the **** you´re talking about
Her: How old are you
Me: I´m 31
Her: Married ?
Me: yes
Her: hmm maybe this is the wrong number
Me: no sh!t
Her: well then n8



That was a first for me
Any of you got any weird wrong number calls ?

OOOO turkish people they descend down on germany :P

[b91ZmxzX]

My ex's name is Julia, and shes a party drunk chick....you wouldnt happen to be in the San Francisco Bay area would you??

[geraint.faughn]

My ex's name is Julia, and shes a party drunk chick....you wouldnt happen to be in the San Francisco Bay area would you??

They have a San Fran in Germany?

[Qauunet]

i had a marketer call me on my mobile, about long distance phone service. i said to them. " im sorry i have no phone" ( can hear their rusty gears turning.) Okay imsorr.....nowaitaminute..... ( i hang up )

[xesvideo]

I get about 3 calls a week from this debt collectors service asking for a woman we've never heard of, I keep telling them they have the wrong number and to remove me from the system but yet they keep calling.

[anenselog]

The relevant joke goes like at 6 AM the phone rings again, from a different number, you answer and there is a young lady calling:

"Hi, this is Julia. Has somebody asked for me?"


[rofl]

[slimsex]

My missis gets this all the time by some French dude looking for someone called Patrick. He claimed once to have called the police because we had Patricks phone......[rofl]

[outsitWrord]

I get about 3 calls a week from this debt collectors service asking for a woman we've never heard of, I keep telling them they have the wrong number and to remove me from the system but yet they keep calling.

Well I would ask to speak to a manager and tell them that they have failed to comply with the rules of data protection and that if they do not remove your number from their list then you will have no choice but to take legal action [thumbup]

[daguy]

Well I would ask to speak to a manager and tell them that they have failed to comply with the rules of data protection and that if they do not remove your number from their list then you will have no choice but to take legal action [thumbup]

^ This. Oh, and don't forget to ask for a name and operator #.

[duribass]

i never answer numbers i dont know, ever. if its important they will leave a message. and if its someone who just calls over and over again, i always keep my phone on vibrate so ill just toss it somewhere i dont hear it vibrating and go on my day.

[Enjoymms]

ffs the stupid retard just called again,

him: Ey give me Julia man, ffs give her to me now
me: Dude, listen, i don´t know if this will get into your stupid retarded mind but listen closely
YOU GOT THE F**KING WRONG DAMN NUMBER !!!!!!!!!
me: *hangs up*

let´s see if the retard calls again

[daguy]

ffs the stupid retard just called again,

him: Ey give me Julia man, ffs give her to me now
me: Dude, listen, i don´t know if this will get into your stupid retarded mind but listen closely
YOU GOT THE F**KING WRONG DAMN NUMBER !!!!!!!!!
me: *hangs up*

let´s see if the retard calls again

Dude call him back and ask for Julia.
[rofl]

[Enjoymms]

Dude call him back and ask for Julia.
[rofl]

ROFL, i should actually do that [rofl]

nah that´ll just keep the retards calling

[daguy]

ROFL, i should actually do that [rofl]

nah that´ll just keep the retards calling

Have the wife call and say she's Julia.

[kentbrookug]

Have the wife call and say she's Julia.

hahahah! yes!

[estelle]

A few years ago I let a friend borrow my phone to make a call. We were out drinking, and she forgot to dial the area code, so they call went to whoever had the number in that area. She redialed, got who she wanted, and that was that. Not so much though, over the next four months I got a call from this guy, yelling and wondering WHY my number was on his home phone bill. The first month, I explained the dialing error, after figuring out why he was called in the first place. I figured that was that, but he called me three more months, this time wondering why my number was coming up on his outgoing calls! I was pretty nice about it the first two times, but the last time, I didn't pick up... so he kept calling and calling. When I finally picked up, I was pretty jacked, I layed into him. I told him that if he didn't want this number on his bill, he should think REALLY hard next time he gets a bill, and NOT dial this number, then it will disappear forever. It stopped after that.

[pharweqto]

DKM, you guys get incoming calls listed as well? I don't get why he would be upset about it anyway?

Pity he wasn't getting diverted to an answer service - every time it was diverted and he got the machine, he'd've been hit up for another call