I need to stop drinking.
 

Jesus.

If you saw how damage i have done to this hotel room with soy sauce alone, you would all be embarrassed for me.

Seriously, this is no longer ok. However, the Sox won, the Heat won but, my wallet lost.

How much do you regret the loose wallet when you drink?

You're still drunk

pretty sure I'm masturbating with soy sauce

Obviously still drunk if you like the Miami Heat.

It only seems like you should stop drinking, in reality the solution is to drink so much you can't even sit up let alone do stupid things.

I don't know how many nights I've been a few hundred down, but I keep going back, something great that I can't remember must be happening.

I have regained control of my wallet recently. I blew £200 on champagne a couple of years ago and didn't remember at all. To the extent that I rang the bar in question and complained when I got my bank statement. It was halfway through the call before the penny dropped (the manager telling me that it was a Saturday night removed my blackout).

I´ve never been a public drinker.
When i drink, i drink alone http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/sad1.gif

But mainly because i can´t stand paying the price of a whole bottle for 1-2 shots.

Oh my Science.

Soy Sauce is everywhere.

EDIT: ****, I drunk texted like a teenager. I annoyed two ex's, and a few future ex's.

I've seen that turn many a happy person into a miserable bugger. When I was growing up my uncle was a great laugh. Since he just stays home and drinks he's cynical about everything and moans about anything.

Why in the **** were you spraying soy sauce? Were you trying to be the worst rock star ever or something?

I was using chop sticks laying on my back in bed. Pretty much what you described.

I do remember dancing with the lady that took my order for the lo mein, very much against her will.

Current damage: (not including Red Sox tickets) 240USD. But this number is rising like the national debt as I find more and more receipts.

hmm sounds strangely familiarly,..