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A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars.

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.'

[Allorneadesee]

A bit predictable but funny nonetheless. [thumbup]

[AlissBart]

old one but a good one...

[GentlieGant]

haha nice [thumbup]

[irrelaAnnekly]

Yeah it's a good old one...

I've heard another good one recently.

A man on a lonely island finds a lamp in the sand.
He rubs it and then a genie appears, the genie tells him he can make one wish.
After a few minutes of thought, the man makes a decision of what he'd like.
He says: Genie, I would like a bridge straight from this lonely island all the way to Hawaii, and a nice fancy sports car so I could drive there.
To which the genie replies: "Well... uh... you see... building a bridge this huge is just next to impossible even for me, you know... I'm going to ask you to make another wish."
The man says: "You know what? fine. I'd like to know how a woman's mind works."
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The genie, after a short pause, replies: "So um... How many lanes would you like on that bridge??"

[GentlieGant]

rofl good one

[ditpiler]

I laughed in office, there should be NSFW warning.