[SashaLionx]

Too late.

[JetePlentuara]

I was going to go apeshit...I thought you had started the same thread.

[Greapyjeory]

It's a shame you didn't start the thread at the last second. That would've been the trifecta of pissing me off courtesy of Detroit this weekend.

[NanoKakadze]

You're kicking my ass in the Auction league. That's it, I hate you for a bit now.

[yxn2dC07]

My ****ing team combined for an epic -18 this week. Last week they had 3x as many points. I didn't change a thing.

****ing killing me.

Somehow you got 2 shutouts, 4 W, and a .955 sv% too.

[piramirra]

I'm winning with a -12?!

[Fegemiembendy]

If I didn't bench Joe Pavelski tonight I'd be down another -3 also...

[fedelwet]

I like the fact that my name comes up in every discussion of relatively clever DLs.

[optormtix]

It's a special DL that requires some knowledge of Canadiana. I put you and nye there for that reason


Why am I on there?

[PerfectCreditForYou]

I still hurt, by the way...

[streMunford]

Nebraska

Oh, I get it now.

[fuslssdfaa]

I always thought it was Ashers.

[arerrurrY]

Definitely Asher's.

[IodinkBoilk]

Contrary to Asher's ramblings, I'm not Krazy Horse!

[Twelearly]

Just Krazy.

[FelicitaJ]

Also, why would anybody waste their time creating separate accounts? After all, we’ve seen how ineffective it has been for Asher. After all, if the premise for your argument is faulty, then no amount of trolling, false accounts or Ben Kenobi/ Che bashing can make up for it.

[Slchtjgb]

Also, why would anybody waste their time creating separate accounts? After all, we’ve seen how ineffective it has been for Asher. After all, if the premise for your argument is faulty, then no amount of trolling, false accounts or Ben Kenobi/ Che bashing can make up for it.

The "faulty premise" DL is my specialty.

[thushioli]

So how many accounts do you actually have Asher. I know that you have at least one confirmed "false account"....but for some reason, I have the sneaking suspicion that you are actually Ben….

[AnIInWon]

So how many accounts do you actually have Asher. I know that you have at least one confirmed "false account"....but for some reason, I have the sneaking suspicion that you are actually Ben….

That would be epic, wouldn't it? But no, I'm not Ben. That's the only account I will definitively say is not me.

If I did have Ben as a DL, I'd seriously check myself in for professional help.

[swissloveone]

What about Dale, who is/was Dale....really?

Back in the 1999/2000, he wanted to leave Australia and emigrate to Canada, so I set him up with my sister for a green-card marriage. He stayed at our house for a bit, but we soon fell in love. We dated for about two years (I was the top). The sodomy was glorious and constant.

Unfortunately, in 2002 Ling-Ling (a Panda) came to the local zoo on loan from China. Dale was eager to visit the zoo, claiming he's never been to a zoo before. While at the zoo, he went straight for the Panda exhibit. After about 15 minutes, I wanted to go, but he refused to. He thought this was something special. After an hour, I lost patience...we had a huge fight. I told him I'd meet him at home, and I confiscated the lollipop I purchased for him before as punishment.

It was soon midnight and my Dale had not yet returned home. I raced back to the Zoo, climbed over the fence, and made my way to the panda exhibit. What I saw I can never forget.

There was Dale, naked as the day he was born. There was Ling-Ling, eating bamboo. Or so I thought. I quietly stepped to the side to adjust my angle, and found Ling-Ling was giving oral sex to my Dale. He immediately raced behind her and proceeded to mount her, thrusting vigorously. He made sounds I've never heard a human make before -- I later found out these were Panda mating calls.

I immediately vomited, which startled both Dale and the Panda. I was caught, he knew I knew his secret. His face turned a bright red. I didn't know what else to do, so I ran. I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day. I couldn't get away.

Dale never did come home that night. It turns out he booked a flight back to Australia, never to return to Canada again. We both kept to our own sections of Apolyton (me the off-topic, him the Civ3/4 forums, and MarkG's secret bestiality forum) and tried to pretend none of this happened.

Then the unthinkable happened: Colonization came out. We intersected. He modded for Civ4: Col, I played. We argued over his mod (I thought it was shitty), and in the heat of the argument I let slip a comment about his fetish for panda sex. A fury ignited inside of him.

He abused his powers to delete as many of my posts as possible. When he got caught, he PMed me a death threat recapping my full name and location. He was going to get me, he told me. He was then banned from this site...and left to go make a new site.