why is it...
 

when your miles away from any toilets and you really need to smoke a bum cigar you suddenly develop flatulence ?

its bad enough trying to contain ones turd but when you have to let the grunts out it makes things more precarious http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/sad1.gif

Ah, another turd thread.

Not a problem I suffer from.

Whats with this weird neurosis with poop and you ?

I just found out that Poop is actually a palindrome. Who knew

spell Racecar backwards.

Never odd or even http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/excited1.gifhttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/excited1.gifhttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/excited1.gif

because the nicotine in the cigar causes you to.