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I have been trying to get drunk this entire week, since last friday when I started with some time off from work. I have been mildly successful, but I feared that all this alcohol would last me for weeks at the rate I'm going. I tend to sip for long periods of time, and turn to other tasks I am engaged in, which takes attention away from my beer.

But I figured out a solution. I just did a trial for a 6 pack of Rogue Dead Guy Ale, and it worked. I set a deadline for me to drink it. I have set my alarm for 8 AM tomorrow, and will do so for the rest of the weekend. I will write a schedule of when to drink what, when to sleep, and when to eat. This will make sure I get through my large stash of alcohol before I have to go back to work.

Yes, I know, it sounds a little too involved, but this week off just hasn't been what I planned. I didn't wake up until 2 PM today, and god knows when I fell asleep.