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Old 07-31-2009, 02:11 PM   #41
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Are we talking about olympic size, or a kiddie pool? The logistics of a olympic size pool would be a nightmare. A kiddie pool would take a lot of work as it is.
Well, lets have some fun with this (er.. bad choice of wroding I guess). The most important info is this:
Normal ejaculate volume is between 2 and 6 ml. http://www.umc.sunysb.edu/urology/ma..._ANALYSIS.html

So, lets be safe, and take the average at 4ml for a person.

Now, lets take the normal Olympic size pool:
Olympic size pools measure: 50 metres long, 25 metres wide, and a minimum of 2 metres deep.

(25m x 50m x 2m = 2,500m3; 1L = 0.001m3 so 2,500 x 1000 = 2,500,000L)

2,500,000 litres or 2.5 megalitres http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_w...ming_pool_hold

So, it would thus take 2,500,000L/0.004L men to fill it. That means it would take 625,000,000 men (assuming each goes once at the average amount) to fill an Olympic pool (more than 2x the total population of the US).

Going smaller, and assuming a reasonable sized pool of 28'X14'X4'6" (Metric 8.5x4.3x1.35) with a volume of 50,000L
http://www.de-fontenay.com/metric.htm
Now, even that will require 12,500,000 (50,000/.004) men (again, assuming only one donation).

And if we go to a small kiddie pool like this one:
http://www.justkidspools.com/jungle_...pset_pool.html
with a capacity of 288L, you will still need 72,000 men...

So yeah... I can't believe i just calculated all that, but there you go.. [thumbup]
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Old 07-31-2009, 08:40 PM   #42
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Well, lets have some fun with this (er.. bad choice of wroding I guess). The most important info is this:

http://www.umc.sunysb.edu/urology/ma..._ANALYSIS.html

So, lets be safe, and take the average at 4ml for a person.

Now, lets take the normal Olympic size pool:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_w...ming_pool_hold

So, it would thus take 2,500,000L/0.004L men to fill it. That means it would take 625,000,000 men (assuming each goes once at the average amount) to fill an Olympic pool (more than 2x the total population of the US).

Going smaller, and assuming a reasonable sized pool of 28'X14'X4'6" (Metric 8.5x4.3x1.35) with a volume of 50,000L
http://www.de-fontenay.com/metric.htm
Now, even that will require 12,500,000 (50,000/.004) men (again, assuming only one donation).

And if we go to a small kiddie pool like this one:
http://www.justkidspools.com/jungle_...pset_pool.html
with a capacity of 288L, you will still need 72,000 men...

So yeah... I can't believe i just calculated all that, but there you go.. [thumbup]
The Japanese would try it anyway. [rofl]
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Old 07-31-2009, 09:19 PM   #43
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The Japanese would try it anyway. [rofl]
TRY it? I'm sure they've DONE it already.

Edit: How many Gundams would it take to fill the pool?
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Old 07-31-2009, 10:20 PM   #44
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Well, lets have some fun with this (er.. bad choice of wroding I guess). The most important info is this:

http://www.umc.sunysb.edu/urology/ma..._ANALYSIS.html

So, lets be safe, and take the average at 4ml for a person.

Now, lets take the normal Olympic size pool:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_w...ming_pool_hold

So, it would thus take 2,500,000L/0.004L men to fill it. That means it would take 625,000,000 men (assuming each goes once at the average amount) to fill an Olympic pool (more than 2x the total population of the US).

Going smaller, and assuming a reasonable sized pool of 28'X14'X4'6" (Metric 8.5x4.3x1.35) with a volume of 50,000L
http://www.de-fontenay.com/metric.htm
Now, even that will require 12,500,000 (50,000/.004) men (again, assuming only one donation).

And if we go to a small kiddie pool like this one:
http://www.justkidspools.com/jungle_...pset_pool.html
with a capacity of 288L, you will still need 72,000 men...

So yeah... I can't believe i just calculated all that, but there you go.. [thumbup]
Alternatively, you could just ask Peter North.

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Old 08-01-2009, 12:06 AM   #45
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Well, lets have some fun with this (er.. bad choice of wroding I guess). The most important info is this:

http://www.umc.sunysb.edu/urology/ma..._ANALYSIS.html

So, lets be safe, and take the average at 4ml for a person.

Now, lets take the normal Olympic size pool:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_w...ming_pool_hold

So, it would thus take 2,500,000L/0.004L men to fill it. That means it would take 625,000,000 men (assuming each goes once at the average amount) to fill an Olympic pool (more than 2x the total population of the US).

Going smaller, and assuming a reasonable sized pool of 28'X14'X4'6" (Metric 8.5x4.3x1.35) with a volume of 50,000L
http://www.de-fontenay.com/metric.htm
Now, even that will require 12,500,000 (50,000/.004) men (again, assuming only one donation).

And if we go to a small kiddie pool like this one:
http://www.justkidspools.com/jungle_...pset_pool.html
with a capacity of 288L, you will still need 72,000 men...

So yeah... I can't believe i just calculated all that, but there you go.. [thumbup]
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I should find this completely disgusting, but to the contrary I can't stop laughing about it.


And just FYI, you could probably half, or even quarter the amount of guys needed to fill an Olympic pool. With that amount of men, you could guarantee that it would take at least a day, if not two for a portion of those guys to do their thing. So, theoretically, a large portion of them can refill over the day or two it would take for any other portion to do their thing.
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Old 08-01-2009, 01:54 AM   #46
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Alternatively, you could just ask Peter North.

Applause!!!!!

BTW, I got two infraction points for using the word, "penis" in GD the other day. I feel relieved a bit, that a moderator made such an off-color remark.

PENIS PENIS, BTW.
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Old 08-01-2009, 01:58 AM   #47
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Alternatively, you could just ask Peter North.


I only found out a few weeks ago that he is from where I live!
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Old 08-01-2009, 02:05 AM   #48
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BTW, I got two infraction points for using the word, "penis" in GD the other day.
Oh FFS! [rolleyes]

BTW who is Peter North?
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Old 08-01-2009, 02:14 AM   #49
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Oh FFS! [rolleyes]

BTW who is Peter North?
He is a genius. A head of his time. The kind of guy that you know when he comes and you know when he goes, and he usually makes a splash there.

Google him.
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Old 08-01-2009, 02:15 AM   #50
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Oh FFS! [rolleyes]

BTW who is Peter North?
You need to become better acquainted with pornography
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Old 08-01-2009, 03:36 AM   #51
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Who knew ... Swimming in sperm CAN get you pregnant

Yuk.
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Old 08-01-2009, 04:27 AM   #52
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Oh FFS! [rolleyes]

BTW who is Peter North?
The kind of man that makes you wish you were a woman.
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Old 08-01-2009, 05:17 AM   #53
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The kind of man that makes you wish you were a woman.
WTF?[ban]

BTW, How's it spraying ARC?
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Old 08-01-2009, 05:48 AM   #54
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Who knew ... Swimming in sperm CAN get you pregnant

Yuk.
good for ones skin too !

all over protein balm
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Old 10-08-2009, 06:06 AM   #55
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Default Mother claims girl pregnant from swimming pool
http://www.eturbonews.com/10289/reso...e-her-pregnant

Who knew! [surrender]


[rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl]
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Old 10-08-2009, 06:10 AM   #56
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That is really stretching...I mean, doesn't sperm die virtually instantly in chlorinated water? (assuming their pool is anyway)
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Old 10-08-2009, 06:23 AM   #57
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I believe Mythbusters proved it couldn't be possible.
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Old 10-08-2009, 06:23 AM   #58
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That is really stretching...I mean, doesn't sperm die virtually instantly in chlorinated water? (assuming their pool is anyway)
Sperm has trouble living in normal water. There is no way she got pregnant from the pool! [rofl]
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Old 10-08-2009, 06:37 AM   #59
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lets face it she'd been getting pumped....
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Old 10-08-2009, 06:56 AM   #60
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I believe Mythbusters proved it couldn't be possible.
who are they going to test it on? kari? [help]
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