why did the mechanic sleep under his car ? - DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate

**interznakinfo** · 02-01-2009, 12:53 PM

cause' he wanted to get up oily in the morning [yes]

[rofl]

**oxixernibioge** · 02-01-2009, 12:57 PM

Don't get it??

**pipojambo** · 02-01-2009, 01:12 PM

Don't get it??

oily....early....geddit?

Btw OHP, terrible joke.

**oxixernibioge** · 02-01-2009, 01:17 PM

oily....early....geddit?

Btw OHP, terrible joke.

Ahhhhh ok haha.

**Xewksghy** · 02-02-2009, 01:45 AM

worst joke i've ever read.

**anatmob** · 02-02-2009, 01:59 AM

Great joke man keep em coming

**ppfpooghn** · 02-02-2009, 02:21 AM

**euylvaygdq** · 02-02-2009, 03:51 AM

A few more please OHP, I want to see some more FAIL gifs

**rowneigerie** · 02-02-2009, 04:40 AM

worst joke i've ever read.

What do you call small waves that come up to the shore?

-Microwaves

**oxixernibioge** · 02-02-2009, 05:13 AM

What do you call small waves that come up to the shore?

-Microwaves

**Jxlacvio** · 02-02-2009, 05:29 AM

What's blue and yellow??

green

**ppfpooghn** · 02-02-2009, 05:32 AM

**Andrew1978** · 02-02-2009, 06:36 AM

Why did the copy machine go to the gym?

To get toner.

**Blacksheepaalredy** · 03-01-2009, 07:03 AM

Whats brown and sticky??

A stick

**Oppofeescom** · 03-01-2009, 07:13 AM

**euylvaygdq** · 03-01-2009, 07:30 AM

**portoskins** · 03-01-2009, 07:31 AM

Why did the man offer to look after his neighbour's cat while she was away on holiday?

Because he'd always wanted to get his hands on her *****.

**Oppofeescom** · 03-01-2009, 07:45 AM

**DavidQD** · 03-01-2009, 08:28 AM

Why did the man offer to look after his neighbour's cat while she was away on holiday?

Because he'd always wanted to get his hands on her *****.

I'm guessing '*****' isn't censored by FM...

-edit-
Well I'll be. Looks like I'll never be telling that story about how I found a ***** sitting on my jacket when I woke up.

**portoskins** · 03-01-2009, 08:30 AM

I'm guessing '*****' isn't censored by FM...

Yes it is, but I'm sure you can guess what the word is.

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