[ApporpSothe]

Number one for "Giant Death Robot"!

[cut sifted ephedra sinica]

It depends. If I put my complete name, Spanish way (name plus our two surnames) I am the first one in google. In fact, I am the only one in Google... But it is very likely that there is no other person in the world with my name. I have a relatively common Spanish surname as first surname, and a relatively common German surname as second surname, but the combination appears to be unique.

[jyhugikuhih]

I'm pretty high, but what devastates me is that the first image to be found is of a guy that is not me and it's a really terrible picture

[GentlieGant]

LOL, i'm #2 on the list, but only because of some random post I made on a listserv in 1998. My poly listing is 8th ... there are several people with my name, including some folks in North Carolina who run a series of gaming stores (but no legislation), and a musician that i've never heard of.

[HBPujWBe]

I am teh only person on Earth with my name, so all hits are me

"Happy Putin" rates pretty well, too.

[Meowmeowz]

"Sorry, you don't exist. Please stop disrupting the natural order of things."

[sarasaraseda]

On the plus side my sig has been taken up by lots of other posters on other sites.

[amelveEnromma]

Not even White Pages have me listed. I'm so incognito as to be stealth.

[Janarealiti]

First result, and five out of 10

[foonlesse]

I have a very common English name so i am nonexistant there...

however, i am:

NUMBER 3 for "AAHZ-Thread."
NUMBER 1 for "AAHZ-Triple-Double"
NUMBER 1 for "AAHZ-Update"
and finally...

NUMBER 1 FOR "AAHZish"

dont mess with me, homie, I know GregW from Counterglow...
piece™

[Mello]

LAWLZ

sort of. WTF actually has RULES though. thats the difference...

[xkQCaS4w]

The top 53 results are all me, and 90 of the top 100.

[NikitahDE]

Holy crap, I'm number 1 in Google. Damn LinkedIn. If you add quotes, there's only a single page of results, and they're all me.
But that's if you use old transliteration rules. If you use the new ones (aka the common ones), a hockey player occupies every page.

[Kennypor]

18th, with a link to a results page for a half marathon in 2001 (I came 78th out of a field of 112 males).

[CKDIWEQ]

I rank 1st, and I think I score extra points for ranking above a much more famous Finnish person with the same name, a journalist and author. He's results 2-10. I even get some of his emails every now and then, because I have forename.surname@gmail.com and he has surname.forename@gmail.com.

Mind you, the only reason I rank first is that I've had a website with my name in the header but little else since ~2000.

[staisacic]

If I search for my complete name though, I share most results with my father (same name, except I've got one more forename), and he has some for his own.

[lookanddiscover]

Nothing for me.

Spec.

[ButKnillinoi]

My username comes in at number 5, but my real name is nowhere to be seen...

[nemoforone]

Bee Movie

[jeockammece]

Somewhat coincidentally I did play a lot of ele air spike, way back before they nerfed chain lightning.