Im dieing
 

For a Poo but theres not a single bog roll in my accomodation !

hmmmph

/clenches buttocks !

contemplates taking a poo and having a shower afterwards but thats gross !

just thought id share my predicerment.

Go and buy some?

ooooh, the paper... yeesh

if i move ill most likely follow through.

and its 6 miles to the nearest shop

If you wash your hand often enough, I'm sure the smell will go away.

you and your strange British language. Go use a paper towel, old shirt, hose...

use an old T-shirt or kitchen paper towels, sure it'll chafe a bit but better that than explode.

edit - for some f%^*ed up reason I have an image of someone taking a poop in the shower and washing afterwards. I officially hate you.

Step 1 - Drop Pants
Step 2 - Sit Down
Step 3 - ????
Step 4 - SHOWER!

someones talken a dump in these showers before oh and had a shite in the corridor

disgusting bastards

any bushes outside? wiping your ass with leaves is always fun

Kleenex? or whatever you brits call them...

Wash cloth, immediately put into the washing machine?

fixed...

[rofl]

I agree with this one.

Yeah they call them tissues! They don't call them by the brand name. http://discussworldissues.com/forums...es/tongue1.gif


Got any newspaper? or a book/magazine that you can tear pages out? Pretty much resort to anything you can scrunch up and shove up your arse and then throw out. http://discussworldissues.com/forums...s/biggrin1.gif

... and sticks or twigs.... they are great for digging out those real sticky bits.

Im sorted now Ive just nicked two rolls from work so Ill be allreet this weekend. feel sorry for the others though !

muhaha !