[Nashhlkq]

WWWTTTFF!!!!![ban][ban][ban]

[CsFLhGNp]

Wanna go out for supper tonight ?
Oh I have other plans......I hope

haha yeh that was the first bit that made me actually lol. then the rapping starts, and, oh dear....

[RaicickKida]

She's kind of hot.

[xanaxist]

I'm sold! I wonder why they haven't hired Linda to promote Vista.

"Is that OS X? You're not supposed to be running OS X, we haven't evaluated it!.."

"Hey I'm back, relax ! It's Linda so you better listen Mister,
Cos I'm super hyper productive with my new OS Vista!
Used to have Windows 386 thought I had all,
But that didn't have IE7 or a personal Firewall.
Now look at me the uber-Microsoft femme,
I love Bill Gates' glasses, I love D-R-M!
I've tried DOS, Linux, Windows, 3.1, 95
I've had just about everything, on my hard Drive.
But not single one, No not even the best,
has a hope in hell of passing the Linda Test.
You wanna get with Linda you better have the Ultimate Edition,
And not on drive D Linda wants it on your primary partition.

You know what Mike? I bore of you pretty fast.
I lay it out straight, you're talkin out of your ass.
You think I brag, you wanna disagree
I bring up Aero, you bring up HDCP.
You keep bringing up hardware requirements, saying look at the specs.
You say this is nothing special, you say it's just OS X.
I don't really care what anyone says,
You go with Apple, I'll go with MS!

As you can see Vista got me hot under the collar,
you'd feel the same way if you paid out 200 dollar...
Me love you long time Bill Gates!"

"Oh it's Vista, well you are definitely not supposed to be running that!"