Arr matey!
 

It be talk like a pirate day ye scurvy landlubbers!

Bad thread is bad.

someone in the office told me this yesterday and i thought they were making sh*t up

so does this mean i can get in a boat ..sail up to some country and claim i discovered it?
or are those true pirate days over?

That's imperialism day.

I think today you're supposed to illegally download things, or go to somalia or something.

aha

nothing worth downloading
and i dont have any toxic waste to dump off the ....oh you meant....i see

so no pirate here

Avast ye scallywags, I forgot it was pirate day.

If you have a Krispy Kreme close to you, be sure to go in and talk like a pirate. You'll get a free donut.

And if you dress up like a pirate and go in character, you get a free dozen.

Yarrrrr.

for real?
thats awesome

*stolen from Twitter

GIVE ME THE ****ING MONEY AND GET OFF THE ****ING BOAT OR I'LL ****ING KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR ****ING WIFE. #talklikeapirateday

Somali pirates have no class. :P

ye people who try and defend their coastline against foreign ships dumping toxic waste will do any kind of rotten sh*t to get them to stop

Arrrr

Apparrrently mi messege was too shorrrrrrt.

Hmmm.. Is this Irish already?

If by message ye means yer third peg leg then me wench agrees.

Allllllllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiiiiite me luvvver?

Most fun I had in a bath until I discovered toilet roll http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/laugh1.gif

Arrrrr, Ye spek no morrrr

I always talk like a pirate, anyway. Just a normal day for me then. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/tongue1.gif

أعطني المال الداعر والخروج من القارب سخيف أو سوف أقتلك الداعر والاغتصاب زوجتك الداعر



Google translate doesn't feature somali http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/sad1.gif

Did you just threaten to sail boats into our twin harbors?