Who would you like to narrate your life?
 

I'd go with the legendary Billy Mays with Marv Albert cutting in for a "yes" here and there. I'm sure that would convince people I'm really quite amazing http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

Or Leonard Nemoy, but only if something supernatural happens later on in my life.

Mel Tillis

Mel Gibson

WTG, ricketyclik. You knothead. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/mad.gif

Emınem - and I get 10% net.

Brian Blessed.

Or Vincent Price.

Because we are all racist.

Or you could just get this guy and take your pick... he can do Schwarzenegger, DeNiro, Stallone, and Freeman, plus probably a lot of others.

Patrick Stewart, or Mike Rowe, or Morgan Freeman.

James Earl Jones.

Patrick Stewart would be awesome.
Nimoy or Freeman also excellent choices.
James Earl Jones is too good for the likes of me.

So for that documentary-with-gravitas feel, I have to go with Bill Kurtis.

Oliver Postgate.

Charlie Chaplain

Jean Shepherd.

http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/tongue.gif ACK!

Richard Pryor. Shatner would be good for a laugh, but I think the novelty would wear off quickly.

Pier Paolo Pasolini to direct if it goes to film - I like the idea of my movie narrative banned in most countries!

(Tupie - you didn't play Civ2 multiplayer online 15 years ago did you?)

Scientologists and prison *****es have their lives narrated by Morgan Freeman. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/neeschud.gif

James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman, or Dennis Haysbert. Any of them would be fine.

I agree... but I would add a couple of token white guys like Sean Connery or Alan Rickman.

I want Bugs ****ing Bunny to write the narration and Gene Hackman to say it.