[ayWCZ7VT]

Can I be Jizzam?

[vipbunter]

Can I be Jizzam?

Chasm

[DeronBoltonRen]

Chasm

Kinkyassfist fill my Chasm

[tiereenny]

Can I be Fred? Maybe Derek?

[BoattyGonm]

Can I be Fred? Maybe Derek?

You be Bungle or GTFO.

[Clielldub]

This thread has become 4000% better.

[Emunsesoxmete]

This thread has become 4000% better.

And it only took 1% more effort.

[Mowselelew]

Can I be Fred? Maybe Derek?

Des Fellator.

[LindaSmithXV]

Harrylator?

[XKAgustin]

Pretty C*ck Kiss

[wp6Eg2Fm]

This is pleasing to see the forum members pulling together to rescue a thread like this.

[QEoMi752]

Anyone heard of "phablets"?

http://www.pcmag.com/slideshow/story...tablet-hybrids

So, PC Mag defines "phablet":

"How do you define a "phablet?" With the Galaxy Note as the defining product in the field, I'm going with a device that has voice calling capability out of the box, cellular connectivity, and a screen size of at least 5, but less than 7 inches."

Galaxy S III screen is less than 5 inches, but not by much and several listed "phablets" do not meet the above requirements. Due to its hardware, screen size, and features, I consider Galaxy S III a "phablet" that is very close to specifically Nexus 7. Unlike iPad and other large screen tablets, Nexus 7 has a smaller screen and it is more difficult to perform tablet activities on it, such as document editing, movie watching, web browsing due to small size/screen... just as difficult as on Galaxy S III! This is why I compare the two. If you'd like me to keep researching and posting more links where people compare the two or consider S III a tablet-hybrid then I could do that, but I don't need to prove my point to a whole bunch of rude people who can't say anything but "WTF" to disprove my point.

[fenter1]

Phabulous.

[vipBrooriErok]

Thread killed. Well done Brat. I'm out.

[yurawerj]

Anyone heard of "phallus"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus

So, wikipedia defines "phallus":

"A phallus is an erect penis, a penis-shaped object, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallus; however, such objects are more often referred to as being phallic (as in "phallic symbol"). Such symbols often represent the fertility and cultural implications that are associated with the male sexual organ, as well as the male orgasm."

My phallus is less than two inches, but not by much and several listed "phalluses" do not meet the above requirements. Due to the girth, shaft size, and features, I consider mine a "phallus" that is very close to specifically a small gherkin.

[Stovegeothnon]

Thread saved! Good work... We need Will and Danger to come in on this now... Especially as we are talking about phallus', Danger will be excited!

[markshome23]

Thread saved! Good work... We need Will and Danger to come in on this now... Especially as we are talking about phallus', Danger will be excited!

OK, I'm hard. Let's commence.

[hoarrimilsora]

I'm too scared to link meatspin.

Or lemonparty...

[Yyaqyped]

BELLY BONER!!!!!

[esanamaserrn]

I'm too scared to link meatspin.

Or lemonparty...

Is that one where one meat is hiding inside a warm, moist, sensitive, and very pleasing wormhole of a space-time continuum 2.0 while the other meat is just spinning like crazy, kind of like an engine with green exhaust, making sure the spaceship finds it destination so all 7 gnomes can be reunited?