[OWDavid]

I do.

[eladiopsislab]

I have seen a lot of porn (mostly that I didn't pay for, and of what I payed for very little was good). I have never owned a toy, however.

I also agree with Richelieu that this could be a signal... no I don't know how to act on it.

JM

[UltraSearchs]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Of course I do. How else am I gonna pull off DP without engaging in some gay ****? It's not under-rated!

[mussmicky]

Originally posted by Richelieu
Dis, if a girl wants to go with you to a sex shop you're either not getting the signal or not getting anywhere. It's a little more complicated than that. She is married (though in the process of getting a divorce) and I'm competing with another man (not to mention her customers who also want to get in her pants). this other guy is big and strong, played high school football and all that. Though that doesn't mean **** today. . I'm not backing down from the challenge. So you could say we are both courting her.

[GuitarLoverBe]

she's the opposite of a prostitute.

[Piediahef]

I have a pair of dice. One die has different body parts, and the other die has different sexual actions. Roll them both and have some fun. (it is pretty tame though)

That's all I've got. If that even counts. Which it probably doesn't.

[overavantstandard]

rosey and her sisiters

[loan4younow]

EDIT: DP

[Penisvergroesserung]

Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
...was when a quite attractive woman came into the store with her friends, picked out a wide range of vibrators, dumped them all on the counter, and asked, with a straight face, "How do I tell which one of these is most powerful? I mean, does it say on the box somewhere?"
Why not answer:''We have fitting rooms''

SPec.

[defenderfors]

Originally posted by Dis


I'm competing with another man (not to mention her customers who also want to get in her pants). this other guy is big and strong, played high school football and all that. Though that doesn't mean **** today. . I'm not backing down from the challenge. So you could say we are both courting her. Is she enjoying it?

Women just love being the princess and having two kinghts compete for her, she would probably even love it if you have a fight with the other guy...

[Zaebal]

I've bought my wife several toys and as Drake pointed out, they are essential for DP if you don't want someone else there.

Tell us how it goes Dis.

[f6HLLFcw]

No, the Yorkshire Ripper!

[ariniaxia]

She practices abstinence?!

[WFSdZuP3]

Originally posted by Datajack Franit
Don't you have a boyfriend do to that? 1) You're assuming it's a specific type of toy, which it's likely not.
2) He's gone every 4 months (back in Calgary right now)
3) Why can't you use toys with the boyfriend?

Jeez, frigid Euros.

[Klissineopar]

Originally posted by Flubber
Thats too bad-- I know long distance stuff can be frustrating ( sexuallt frustrating too assuming monogamy-- which is not the case for every relationship) Yeah, we're used to it though.

You find ways to make it work.

[IteseFrusty]

Yup.

Same as my brother.

[hoconnor6605]

Yuck, my bf leaves next April for Sweden, stays 9 months. I'll need a damn good one

[Sheefeadalfuh]

Originally posted by Flubber
Well I know that YOU have a variety of Microsoft products to bring you to the peaks of pleasure . .. but what about him? I watched an entertaining webcam show the other night which starred a few people.

[slimfifa]

But I'm not joking, and my standards are considerably higher than anyone's mother.

[bashansasasasa]

A web cam could be considered as a sex toy.

Spec.