Greg Norman's sorrow for Tiger Woods
 

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...rom=public_rss

GREG Norman still believes in love. In the wake of his separation from wife of 15 months Chris Evert, which came not long after his $130 million divorce from Laura Andrassy, the Shark is keeping the faith. "Do I believe in love?" Norman asked, smiling.
"Oh yeah, of course, I still believe in that."
Norman said he lives without regrets and has a firm focus on the future. While ex-wife Andrassy has often expressed her bitterness about their parting and laughed at the news that Norman had split with Evert, Norman has a different perspective.
Norman said his outlook on life and the future is a positive one, despite enduring some difficult times personally and professionally with his recent shoulder injury.
"I'm very much a believer," Norman said. "You can be positive or negative, you can get down on yourself. I'm the type of guy that always looks forward and doesn't look back.

fuck this guy. complete asshat.

So this guy sucks at golf *and* marriage???

No wonder he tries to maintain a 'positive outlook'. He's a Shankopotumus.

greg norman sucks at golf?

That British open win was against dolphins.

which one?

The fact you're into guys who repeatedly tank a lead or can't close the deal shouldn't surprise me.

i'm into norman because i asked if he sucks at golf?

this sucks.

20 pga tour wins, 14 european tour wins, 31 pga tour of australia wins, 25 other tournament wins around the world.

2 british opens. finished top 10 in over 1/3 of the majors he played in.

world golf hall of fame. 6 time pga tour of australia order of merit winner.european tour order of merit winner. 3 time pga tour money leader. pga player of the year. pga tour player of the year. 3 time vardon trophy winner. 5 time byron nelson award winner. old tom morris award winner.

man does that suck.

Somebody got pwned.

Gresh is better at golf AND at life.

Yup, only two majors...both in the UK.

From your favorite source, BTW....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Norman#Wins_.282.29

I sure see a lot of 'Cuts', 'DNP' and 'WD's, there Chuckles.

I could give a shit about how many times he won a golf tourney that nobody important played in, most folks judge a golfer by the number of *majors* they've won, not how many regular tourneys they won let alone how many times they finished 2nd or 3rd.

But yeah, he finished second 8 times and third another 6 times. Goes to show the point i made about him being able to close a tourney out, huh??

Yeah, Norman.

88 times.

are you partially retarded?

both the most prestigious of the 4 majors.

one of only 33 players in the history of the tour with 20 pga wins or more.

you said he sucks. he clearly doesn't.

How many times has Tiger choked a Major??

Norman????

How many unbiased folks- which wouldn't include you- remember Norman *more* for his chokes than his British Open wins???

Without the use of Google, would *you* have remembered all of Norman's 2nd place finishes let alone the 3rd place ones????

Yeah, didn't think so. http://www.sports-boards.net/forums/...s/rolleyes.png

Well, at least you showed everybody that you know how to use Google.

Well, he's no Walter Hagen, but really, nobody said he was.

Winning two majors is equivalent to being unable to close the deal?

What's that winning % with regard to how many times he's remembered for choking a lead...????

Yeah, thought so, Polemarchus, er Thrashy.