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Old 05-08-2007, 01:51 AM   #1
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Default I suck at golf
this week I have had the oppurtunity to play an Arnold Palmer designed course twice. Monday i played Bogey golf which I felt pretty good about given the course, today I shot a 154. I am pathetic.
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Old 05-08-2007, 02:06 AM   #2
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LMFAO!!!

i give you so much credit for keeping an accurate score.
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Old 05-08-2007, 02:58 AM   #3
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154? How is that even possible?
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:04 AM   #4
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I give you lots of credit for hanging in there and finishing the holes. I'd been playing pretty well lately but I shot 88 from the back tees today. I couldn't do anything right.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:08 AM   #5
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154? How is that even possible?
he probably doesn't hit the driver 430 yards like some of us.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:17 AM   #6
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he probably doesn't hit the driver 430 yards like some of us.
He doesn't have 14 hybrids.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:17 AM   #7
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he probably doesn't hit the driver 430 yards like some of us.
Or 30 yards for that matter. I mean seriously, that number means he *averaged* a quintuple boey. That's just...beyond words.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:20 AM   #8
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Or 30 yards for that matter. I mean seriously, that number means he *averaged* a quintuple boey. That's just...beyond words.
Why don't you just pile on the guy? He had a bad day, He probably is a beginner.
No one here believes any of your bullshit about averaging 300 yards from the tee, or being a scratch golfer on championship courses, so we're actually laughing more at you than we are him.

You're projecting yourself as being quite a large prick. I don't wonder anymore why you end up playing with strangers.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:28 AM   #9
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Why don't you just pile on the guy? He had a bad day, He probably is a beginner.
No one here believes any of your bullshit about averaging 300 yards from the tee, or being a scratch golfer on championship courses, so we're actually laughing more at you than we are him.

You're projecting yourself as being quite a large prick. I don't wonder anymore why you end up playing with strangers.
LMAO.

REP
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:31 AM   #10
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Why don't you just pile on the guy? He had a bad day, He probably is a beginner.
No one here believes any of your bullshit about averaging 300 yards from the tee, or being a scratch golfer on championship courses, so we're actually laughing more at you than we are him.

You're projecting yourself as being quite a large prick. I don't wonder anymore why you end up playing with strangers.
Buy or don't buy. That's the beauty of this whole setup. Since I don't give a damn about a single person on this board, I couldn't give a rat's ass what anybody thinks (and thusly have no reason to bother being tactful or dishonest). For years I put up with little piles of shit that questioned who I worked for (both on ESPN and here) and that eventually stopped. Now it's the fact that I happen to be a decent golfer. Ask me how much I care...or better yet, don't--the answer is a few lines above. I play with strangers because I recently moved halfway across the country and don't know many people out here yet (and because strangers can be really interesting people).

And it's no coincidence that the 2 best golfers on this board--pwr and I--largely agree on just about everything having to do with this game. If you want sour grapes, hey knock yourself out.

154 doesn't seem possible to me. I don't know anybody who's ever shot that. Christ, my WORST round was a 103 and I was so godawful back then it wasn't even funny. Hell, my DAUGHTER wouldn't shoot that. I was more musing as to whether this was an exagerration of sorts or whether it got to a point where just for the sake of fun he started intentionally boning holes.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:35 AM   #11
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boning holes is kewl................
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:36 AM   #12
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Why don't you just pile on the guy? He had a bad day, He probably is a beginner.
No one here believes any of your bullshit about averaging 300 yards from the tee, or being a scratch golfer on championship courses, so we're actually laughing more at you than we are him.

You're projecting yourself as being quite a large prick. I don't wonder anymore why you end up playing with strangers.
WTF do you mean projecting?

Gresh is a prick

He is the BEST at being a prick

Oh and this too

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Old 05-08-2007, 03:37 AM   #13
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boning holes is kewl................
i may not be able to touch the bottom of the cup but i can hit every side.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:38 AM   #14
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1 thing I learned today.

phlat sucks at golf.

1 thing I knew already.

Gresh sucks at people skills.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:39 AM   #15
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i may not be able to touch the bottom of the cup but i can hit every side.
ignore 1 side and the other comes over to join the fun
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:39 AM   #16
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WTF do you mean projecting?

Gresh is a prick

He is the BEST at being a prick

Oh and this too

The best 300 yard hitting janitor around....
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:39 AM   #17
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i may not be able to touch the bottom of the cup but i can hit every side.
Oh I'm sure there are some sides that can't be touched.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:40 AM   #18
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I could see a beginner averaging 4 putts on a course like that. That would account for 72 strokes right there.
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:40 AM   #19
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1 thing I learned today.

phlat sucks at golf.

1 thing I knew already.

Gresh sucks at people skills.
beats the hell outta what i learned yesterday..............
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:40 AM   #20
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Buy or don't buy. That's the beauty of this whole setup. Since I don't give a damn about a single person on this board, I couldn't give a rat's ass what anybody thinks (and thusly have no reason to bother being tactful or dishonest). For years I put up with little piles of shit that questioned who I worked for (both on ESPN and here) and that eventually stopped. Now it's the fact that I happen to be a decent golfer. Ask me how much I care...or better yet, don't--the answer is a few lines above. I play with strangers because I recently moved halfway across the country and don't know many people out here yet (and because strangers can be really interesting people).

And it's no coincidence that the 2 best golfers on this board--pwr and I--largely agree on just about everything having to do with this game. If you want sour grapes, hey knock yourself out.

154 doesn't seem possible to me. I don't know anybody who's ever shot that. Christ, my WORST round was a 103 and I was so godawful back then it wasn't even funny. Hell, my DAUGHTER wouldn't shoot that. I was more musing as to whether this was an exagerration of sorts or whether it got to a point where just for the sake of fun he started intentionally boning holes.
No one knows if you and pwr are the 2 best golfers on this board. It's the internet. I'll believe pwr before I'll believe you because pwr shows some golfing knowledge where clubs and distances are concerned. I've got a USGA handicap. I'll throw the link out there for anyone that wants it. It's an 11.

As for you, you've just thrown out random bullshit since you made your first post in the golf forum.
Pwr is young so he's somewhat limber and can no doubt hit a golf ball a long way.
Going by your nfl insider boasts, you're far from young.

If your daughter finished every hole, she would shoot that.

I don't care if you want to pump yourself up in cyberspace by bragging on things you'll never accomplish, but don't pile on a guy because he played bad, finished every hole, is trying, and is probably telling the truth.

Truth is hard to come by in this golf forum.
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