[itititit]

My dad just came home from his round today, he hit a bird in mid air.

Damn thing split into two and on top of that the ball went out of bounds.

Anybody else have crazy stories like that?

[VotsUtegems]

I got shit on by a bird last time out. 4th hole. Luckily, we were only playing 9.

Other than that, nope.

[zoneouddy]

Years ago I was playing golf with my dad. He hit a wedge shot about a mile high. A gopher went running on the green and it was surreal watching the ball come down exactly where the gopher was running. It beaned the gopher right on the head killing him instantly.