[Chooriwrocafn]

No. That's about what I was thinking when I woke up at 5:30, though. It was like my brain was short circuiting.

I cry thinking that 5:30 is considered sleeping in to me. Oh, only a few more weeks to go and all will be back to normal.

[drugimpotence]

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your score?

[lapyignipinge]

I got behind 4 of the slowest teenagers I've ever seen Sunday. Plus it was hotter than hell. On 15 I was trying to hit my 2nd shot and they kept screaming and playing grabass. That pretty much finished me off. I told them "You stupid son of a bitches will never play here again".

Our course let's my group play 5, probably because we do it in under 3.5 hours if nobody's in the way.

The women I was talking about must have been members.

As soon as I get my first job out of college, I'm joining a club and sucking it to the non-members every chance I get.

[UrUROFlS]

845418464124548724542318689432

your score?

No. That's about what I was thinking when I woke up at 5:30, though. It was like my brain was short circuiting.

[Gvadelunar]

I saw that one already.

So have I but since it was almost 40 years ago, I forgot how it ends.

[PolPitasc]

going to play now. raincheck from the other day when i didn't want to take the turn because these slow fucking women wouldn't let me pass. i hit into them twice, and they still wouldn't let me go ahead.

You'd have to skip a hole to play through if you hit into my group.

[ergyuu]

Pulling myself away from Bonanza's going to be tough.

An english lord and his wife are visiting at the Ponderosa. Lady Dunsford's coming on to Adam big time. Now they're going on a mountain lion hunt.

[Alliopeti]

I'm golfing in 5 hours.

Unfortunately, I ran in to a bar on the way home from work

Damn places.


My round may not go very well in the morning.

However, Sunday afternoons round should go nicely. Sleep is always a bonus.

[Filling25]

Played again this morning. It rained right before the round. I sucked on the front 9.

On the back 9, I had 3 pars, but should have had some birdies and 3 or 4 pars. Still, I shot in the low 40's.



The highlight of the day came when a firetruck, ambulance and paramedic arrived at the clubhouse when I was on 16. We wondered what was going on. Apparently one of their younger employees flipped a cart and broke his ankle. We had seen them almost flip a cart earlier.

Fucking teenagers.

[TineSeign]

I'll put that stuff off as usual.

[BrainTop]

I finished about an hour and a half ago.

There's no excuse for that.

[sykanaxer]

Didnt wanta bring this up but well heck might as well...

Had a crappy day today so left work early for a quick 18 holes... happend to meet a friend there that was also golfing single. We joined and played the round together. Couldnt hit a dang shot for my life on the practice range. My buddy laughted at me. Hes never beating me but after my range performance he started running his mouth. So he wanted to put a beer bet..

well lets see... first hole was a par 5 and should of had a three... Just lipped out the 10 yrd chip. Thats a nice way to start your round...

the whole day I played about as good as I did when I played everyday. ended up shooting a 69 (2nd time in my life I broke 70) *** par 71 course*** but I hadnt been happier to drink beer at someone expence in a long time...

*** ps slob *** when you read this... next year when I quailify for the Michigan Amature your gonna be carring my bags... Just an FYI...

[RadcliffXX]

Well, I'm off. Chatting with ima has once again denied me the opportunity to hit balls before my round.

Have a good day..

Stay in the 70's.

[VladFal]

going to play now. raincheck from the other day when i didn't want to take the turn because these slow fucking women wouldn't let me pass. i hit into them twice, and they still wouldn't let me go ahead.

[espenijij]

I cry thinking that 5:30 is considered sleeping in to me. Oh, only a few more weeks to go and all will be back to normal.

You're being paid to wake up that early.

Quit your bitching.

[amberamuletuk]

Pulling myself away from Bonanza's going to be tough.

An english lord and his wife are visiting at the Ponderosa. Lady Dunsford's coming on to Adam big time. Now they're going on a mountain lion hunt.

I saw that one already.

[husartrof]

83 for me yesterday. I birdied the first hole. Went 6, 7 on 14 and 15 (shank ob on 14, tee shot ob on 15).
That ended my quest of a round in the 70's which I haven't had for a few months.

Maybe today. If I can pull myself away from Bonanza and get to the course early enough to hit a few balls and try to straighten my driver out.

[xkQCaS4w]

going to play now. raincheck from the other day when i didn't want to take the turn because these slow fucking women wouldn't let me pass. i hit into them twice, and they still wouldn't let me go ahead.

I was behind a 5-some of women last year. Slow as hell.

I passed without asking. The ranger wasn't happy, but there was nothing he could do to us. It was ridiculous. We played the front in 3 hours and the back in an hour and fifteen minutes, after skipping the eleventh.

[asharbiq]

Played again this morning. It rained right before the round. I sucked on the front 9.

On the back 9, I had 3 pars, but should have had some birdies and 3 or 4 pars. Still, I shot in the low 40's.



The highlight of the day came when a firetruck, ambulance and paramedic arrived at the clubhouse when I was on 16. We wondered what was going on. Apparently one of their younger employees flipped a cart and broke his ankle. We had seen them almost flip a cart earlier.

Fucking teenagers.

Teenagers???

I was out on a course about 2 years ago early in the morning. My dad was driving the cart, going down a dew-soaked grassy hill...

The cart slipped and started going sideways. Seeing my life flash before my eyes - I bailed out of the cart, diving out and rolling a few times - before the cart wound up sliding down the hill backwards...

Worse yet - this was on the first hole........

Teenagers??? Pfft....they got NOTHING on my old man.....

[GrottereewNus]

So have I but since it was almost 40 years ago, I forgot how it ends.

Well I won't ruin it for ya.