[alecoplesosse]

Once had a buddy tell me "if you grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced" - awesome, it took my mind of the round entirely

Loved it!!!!

[usadatronourl]

When I worked at a course in highschool and played my old boss, if I took a huge divot, he would go pick it up, hold it in front of his crotch and say "What is this, the 70's?"

[rowneigerie]

On the course with my instructor, I hit a worm burner that ended up on the green. My instructor, "That was a babe shot.". Me, "What's a babe shot?". Instructor, "Bloody Awful But Effective!".

[pimbertiemoft]

After 10 minutes of a lesson I'm usually hitting the ball 100x better than when I walked in. The first really good shot I hit is almost always followed by my instructor saying, "It's an easy game."

Sounds a little different typed than it does in person. Basically his way of saying that I have it in me.

[orapope]

I was playing with our pro and a guy I am friends with and he hits a bomb off the tee, but literally into someones back yard/deck and we hear a loud bang. Our pro yells "LOOKOUT COOKOUT!!!" and I laughed for a good 2 holes after that.