I sure hope ink doesn't affect ball flight...I just marked up my latest sleeve. I put a duck or a beaver on each ball just hoping that it'll float haha.

Well just because everyone else has said no I'll say yes!!

I have to ask....are you really blond?

Just kidding man, were all friends here, so no such thing as a dumb question. (I wanted to know too)

Are you sure this has no parallels to those go faster stripes kids put on those Dodge Neons these days, you know those flames on the side that give you an extra 10mph down the highway?

Sal

...and picked out in a crowd for a ticket, lol.

I think you would have to tie the entire sharpie to your ball... haha

Ok, so now that we've helped the OP with the answers he sought, I think we ought to volunteer some ways for him to get his 'buddy' back for planting that misinformation.

1) If he carries his bag, pop a bunch of rolls of pennies down into it. Double whammy: it'll make the bag heavier, but will also make it harder to get all the grips all the way to the bottom. Super annoying.

2) Margarine on the driver grip.

3) Put a few socks in his driver head cover - kind of like short-sheeting someone, he won't be able to get the cover all the way back on and it'll be annoying as hell until he figures it out.

Trying to think of some more. I'm sure the other reading this will have some beauties.

LOL ...... Now that is funny!!

I would go find a sleeve of those balls that fly crazy and wobble when you putt them. Stick one in the ball washer and hit it. Look and the guy that told you that one and say, "Dang you're right." Just leave it at that and walk away.....

Of course if your ball normally flies crazy this won't work ....lol

hackin

I'm a "she". Look at my avatar - that's me.

I've got a couple of really good ideas that I'm unable to write about on this family forum. You get the idea :)

Sounds like a youtube moment.