[bromgeksan]

Here is the alleged mistress.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_373249.html

[nintenda]

I think it's if you go above 10 mph they lock automatically.

Mine also lock when put into gear, and beside that he was going over 10 mph when he hit the tree.

[bestworkother]

"Leave tiger ALOOOO-nnn-eeeee!"

[JohnMaltczevitch]

{walks away whistling}

[G8whlTAe]

Bottom line is that the minute the 911 call was made and Tiger Woods' name was involved, the story and any and all sordidness, real or otherwise, went thermonuclear.

Such is the life of Superstardom.

I dont care one way or the other about who is involved, what happened, why it happened, etc.

My only problem is that it will be absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to avoid the story. Its already everywhere.

It wouldn't be half the story it is if everything added up. Not even close. It would be an "Oh shit Tiger is hurt? I hope he's ok...... Oh it isn't anything too serious? Ok. Hopefully he's back playing soon" story.

[Cersdog]

{walks away whistling}

What's the media? Stupid job blocks everything entertaining!

[Heclailia]

What's the media? Stupid job blocks everything entertaining!

It is a music video by a woman named Jazmine Sullivan, called "I Bust The Windows Out Your Car".

Very irritating song to me, but it somewhat fits this thread.

[shanice]

Here is the alleged mistress.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_373249.html

Speaking of whores, Gloria Allred

Also, does every white piece of ass now have to have sunglasses surgically attached to their head at all times. I don't think I've ever seen Tiger's wife without them, and now this rover.

[beckercpa]

Speaking of whores, Gloria Allred

Also, does every white piece of ass now have to have sunglasses surgically attached to their head at all times. I don't think I've ever seen Tiger's wife without them, and now this rover.

Now that you have posted these pics, and denigrated a woman you never heard of before today, here is her side of the story, not that I expect any of you to believe something you do not read in the Enquirer or in a Vegas post:
Not sure what reason she would have to lie, as she could get more publicity and money if she really was his mistress.
Guess what people Tiger is a human being. Imagine that. He may or may not have had an argument w/ his wife and then like many of us mere mortals have b/4 him in the heat of some moment, did something stupid. Of course as a Star he has to expect extra scrutiny on his every movement, but he does not deserve this rampant speculation, and he has every right not to talk to the police in what is a single person accident that involved only him and his property, and maybe a neighbors tree. I guess he could be billed for replacing the Hydrant, and will get a citation for "reckless driving". The whole thing is embarrassing enough for a man of his stature.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/enter...-78208822.html
Tiger's "Other Woman" Speaks Out

Denies affair and lashes out at tabloid media

By DANIEL MACHT

Updated 8:37 AM EST, Tue, Dec 1, 2009



The gorgeous nightclub hostess accused of bedding Tiger Woods blasted the story as "ridiculous" and said she's only met the golf star briefly at a bar and later when she sat his party at a table in the trendy Manhattan joint where she worked.
“It’s horrible to Tiger's family," Rachel Uchitel told the New York Post. "His wife must feel horrible. The worst part of it, it's not true.”
The National Enquirer reported that Woods and Uchitel were hot and heavy just days before the world-famous golfer got into a mysterious one-car accident near his Florida mansion in the early morning hours following Thanksgiving. That incident gave rise to fresh reports that the accident was preceded by a row with his angry wife over the infidelity accusation.
In Woods' only statement, he called the “embarrassing” crash his fault. “I’m human and not perfect,” he wrote on his website. He and his wife, Elin Nordegren, have refused to meet with cops in the aftermath of the accident to address apparent inconsistencies in their story.
First Photos of Tiger's Newborn Cub

Uchitel said she has only met Woods twice and the pair aren’t “friends.”
Their first encounter was “for two seconds at a bar through a mutual friend,” she told the Post. “He was shy and quiet and sitting with someone else.”
Her next meeting with Woods was in her capacity as a A-list hostess for The Griffin, a swanky club in Manhattan’s Meatpacking District last summer.
“As usual in my job, I got a call from a promoter that he's coming in,” she told the Post. “I went outside and brought him and his entire group in, walked them upstairs, introduced him to his waitress.
"I may have asked him if he needed anything. I hung out at the door to make sure they were OK, and when they were ready to leave, I walked them downstairs to the car. That's my job. Then I heard rumors I was making out with him at Griffin, that I had brought him in to Griffin.”
Uchitel said fallout from being in the eye of a tabloid storm has hurt her chances of meeting a “nice, normal guy.”
"I don't want people to think I am having an affair with Tiger Woods, or that I am trying to leak some story that I'm having an affair with Tiger Woods,” she said.
Uchitel also distanced herself from the Enquirer's two sources, calling them “hookers” who made up the affair story.
She was never close to either of them, she said.
One of the Enquirers’ sources overheard a phone call where she was asked to help set up a bachelor party Woods planned to attend, Uchitel told the Post.
"The bottom line was I was setting up a table for them, and obviously, I was saying Tiger's name as I was talking on the phone to my contact, “ she said. “And when I landed, I found out there was a problem, so for like four hours, I was having a meltdown with [her Vegas contact] and with other people at [the nightclub] to try to get to the bottom of what happened.
"I mean, who are these people?"


First Published: Dec 1, 2009 6:29 AM EST

[Janarealiti]

brett, I don't know if Tiger was having an affair with this lady or not. It wouldn't surprise me. When did that story come out anyways, though? Did it come out before or after the car wreck?

Regardless, something crazy happened at the Woods household. It seems pretty likely that his wife beat him up pretty good and this was his effort at a cover up.

What I don't get is that if he really wanted to cover it up, he should have just stayed inside until it healed. Make up a story about how he had the flu or something to get out of the public appearances he may have been committed to. I just don't get what was going on in his head, but it sure appears to be all marriage related.

[Diwokfkq]

brett, I don't know if Tiger was having an affair with this lady or not. It wouldn't surprise me. When did that story come out anyways, though? Did it come out before or after the car wreck?

Regardless, something crazy happened at the Woods household. It seems pretty likely that his wife beat him up pretty good and this was his effort at a cover up.

What I don't get is that if he really wanted to cover it up, he should have just stayed inside until it healed. Make up a story about how he had the flu or something to get out of the public appearances he may have been committed to. I just don't get what was going on in his head, but it sure appears to be all marriage related.

That's what I don't understand either.....if it is marriage related and they got in some kind of fight, why not just go to a different wing of the house, they could probably both stay there and avoid each other for months. Why leave the house?

[Thigmaswams]

brett, I don't know if Tiger was having an affair with this lady or not. It wouldn't surprise me. When did that story come out anyways, though? Did it come out before or after the car wreck?

Regardless, something crazy happened at the Woods household. It seems pretty likely that his wife beat him up pretty good and this was his effort at a cover up.

What I don't get is that if he really wanted to cover it up, he should have just stayed inside until it healed. Make up a story about how he had the flu or something to get out of the public appearances he may have been committed to. I just don't get what was going on in his head, but it sure appears to be all marriage related.

But that would've kept him in the house with his wife who was apparently beating him up. I mean, the guy didn't even have shoes on when he ran out of the house and started driving away...and his wife was beating him up.

My best guess would be that he was trying to leave the house to get the beatdown to stop without him doing something to make it stop that would get him in trouble and in the process of her chasing him down he gets distracted and crashes. Maybe she broke the window as he was driving?

I'm a big Tiger fan. I don't really care about his personal life and whether or not he was cheating on his wife. I like him as an athlete. And I certainly don't wish shame/harm/personal strife on anyone, but sometimes it is refreshing to see celebrities/athletes face the same things you see regular folks go through. Although, I will say that I don't know anyone who has got the shit beat out of them by their wife.

[zdlupikkkdi]

cited for careless driving, case closed

[Aceroassert]

Although, I will say that I don't know anyone who has got the shit beat out of them by their wife.

Hey, she apparently had an 8 iron.

Probably a few of those laying around the mansion.

[drugsprevi]

That's what I don't understand either.....if it is marriage related and they got in some kind of fight, why not just go to a different wing of the house, they could probably both stay there and avoid each other for months. Why leave the house?

Was anyone else shocked when they kept stating in the news that it was their $2.4 million house?

Obviously it isn't their only house, but the dude's made over $1 billion in his career. Even I know a handful of people that have $2.5 million houses and I come home the trailer park.

[VonErmad4]

Hey, she apparently had an 8 iron.

Probably a few of those laying around the mansion.

Not judging at all. If I ever need to kick the shit out of Mr. Kobe, I'm definitely going for the clubs after I see the damage Elin did to Tiger. Tiger is way bigger than Mr. Kobe. I'm positive I could get a good couple swings in before he could get out the door.

[Yfclciak]

Men getting beat up by their submissive wives......how sad.

[Siffidiolla]

Now that you have posted these pics, and denigrated a woman you never heard of before today, here is her side of the story, not that I expect any of you to believe something you do not read in the Enquirer or in a Vegas post:
Not sure what reason she would have to lie, as she could get more publicity and money if she really was his mistress.
Guess what people Tiger is a human being. Imagine that. He may or may not have had an argument w/ his wife and then like many of us mere mortals have b/4 him in the heat of some moment, did something stupid. Of course as a Star he has to expect extra scrutiny on his every movement, but he does not deserve this rampant speculation, and he has every right not to talk to the police in what is a single person accident that involved only him and his property, and maybe a neighbors tree. I guess he could be billed for replacing the Hydrant, and will get a citation for "reckless driving". The whole thing is embarrassing enough for a man of his stature.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/enter...-78208822.html
Tiger's "Other Woman" Speaks Out

Denies affair and lashes out at tabloid media

By DANIEL MACHT

Updated 8:37 AM EST, Tue, Dec 1, 2009



The gorgeous nightclub hostess accused of bedding Tiger Woods blasted the story as "ridiculous" and said she's only met the golf star briefly at a bar and later when she sat his party at a table in the trendy Manhattan joint where she worked.
“It’s horrible to Tiger's family," Rachel Uchitel told the New York Post. "His wife must feel horrible. The worst part of it, it's not true.”
The National Enquirer reported that Woods and Uchitel were hot and heavy just days before the world-famous golfer got into a mysterious one-car accident near his Florida mansion in the early morning hours following Thanksgiving. That incident gave rise to fresh reports that the accident was preceded by a row with his angry wife over the infidelity accusation.
In Woods' only statement, he called the “embarrassing” crash his fault. “I’m human and not perfect,” he wrote on his website. He and his wife, Elin Nordegren, have refused to meet with cops in the aftermath of the accident to address apparent inconsistencies in their story.
First Photos of Tiger's Newborn Cub

Uchitel said she has only met Woods twice and the pair aren’t “friends.”
Their first encounter was “for two seconds at a bar through a mutual friend,” she told the Post. “He was shy and quiet and sitting with someone else.”
Her next meeting with Woods was in her capacity as a A-list hostess for The Griffin, a swanky club in Manhattan’s Meatpacking District last summer.
“As usual in my job, I got a call from a promoter that he's coming in,” she told the Post. “I went outside and brought him and his entire group in, walked them upstairs, introduced him to his waitress.
"I may have asked him if he needed anything. I hung out at the door to make sure they were OK, and when they were ready to leave, I walked them downstairs to the car. That's my job. Then I heard rumors I was making out with him at Griffin, that I had brought him in to Griffin.”
Uchitel said fallout from being in the eye of a tabloid storm has hurt her chances of meeting a “nice, normal guy.”
"I don't want people to think I am having an affair with Tiger Woods, or that I am trying to leak some story that I'm having an affair with Tiger Woods,” she said.
Uchitel also distanced herself from the Enquirer's two sources, calling them “hookers” who made up the affair story.
She was never close to either of them, she said.
One of the Enquirers’ sources overheard a phone call where she was asked to help set up a bachelor party Woods planned to attend, Uchitel told the Post.
"The bottom line was I was setting up a table for them, and obviously, I was saying Tiger's name as I was talking on the phone to my contact, “ she said. “And when I landed, I found out there was a problem, so for like four hours, I was having a meltdown with [her Vegas contact] and with other people at [the nightclub] to try to get to the bottom of what happened.
"I mean, who are these people?"


First Published: Dec 1, 2009 6:29 AM EST

I didn't call her a whore, I called Gloria Allred a whore. I called her Rover.

[Peter Hill]

cited for careless driving, case closed

Tiger? Never.

Phil? Yes.

[kjsdiuwe]

I didn't call her a whore, I called Gloria Allred a whore. I called her Rover.

Allred looks like a horse.