Because it works or because it doesn't?

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Time for a new strategy Barruda. Have you considered changing your tone?

I've replaced Bill with 'Fat Bastard' but that doesn't help either.....

I always talk to myself, not just on the golf course but everywhere (if my steering wheel could talk...).

I should get one of those silly "Borg" earpieces that people wear. That way I could talk to myself anywhere and people would just think I'm on the phone.


-JP

Well I wouldn't play well either if someone called me that.

And who, may I ask, is speaking for Arc?


-JP

There was an older lady at my old home course who walked and played every day. She was fast, so if she caught up with our group, we would let her play through. She never said a word to any of us directly, but she muttered to herself the entire time she played.

My partner dubbed her "Mumbly Peg" and it stuck. She seemed to be a decent golfer, but she was definitely a few bricks shy of a load.

Why is it that when people lose their mind, they are always tormented?

How come no one ever ends up completely content and happy when they go insane?

We don't know that. I always wondered if people with dimensia weren't havign a great time in there. It was all us who had to deal with them that were in misery.