Talking To Yourself
 

Not in the 3rd person, my grandson used to refer to himself in 3rd person all the time. But I think we are all guilty of talking to ourselves. No we aren't! Shut up you dumb@$#@.http://www.thehackersparadise.com/fo...es/biggrin.png

Third person is the only way to properly scold oneself. I do it all the time.

Yes. It is always something like this. At the end of a bad swing with the ball flying in the wrong direction.... C****, you idiot, what the h*** were you thinking! Volume is adjusted inversely proportional to how bad the shot really was.

I am somewhat confused, but I may need an English or grammar lesson (it is not my first language). I can only remember TW referring to himself in the 2nd person: "C'mon, Tiger!". I don't recall him referring to himself in the 3rd person: "Tiger needs to get the ball in the fairway!".

I refer to myself in the 2nd person quite often on the golf-course, though not by name. It is more like: You ******** idiot. You ****! You stupid ******* ******! and stuff like that!

Bad Harry! http://fetishfantasy.tripod.com/site...ures/domme.gif

You could beat me, but you have to tie me up first.

You've been drinking again, haven't you?

Don't you mean "still drinking"?

My pleasure!

Nah, totally Pavlovian.

I verbally abuse myself on the golf course frequently and I do often use my name when addressing myself. Crazy? Maybe. Does it work? Not so much.

Why don't you try being nice to yourself - giving yourself a pep talk instead of abusing yourself. I find that works rather well.

I'm beyond verbal abuse. I have now crossed the line to physical abuse to onesself. http://www.thehackersparadise.com/fo...es/beat-up.png A driver to the shin after a slice is a good reminder of what you did wrong.

The bag in your sig doesn't list a driver. After a bad course do you come home limping telling your wife that a Sumo or Big Bertha beat you up? http://www.thehackersparadise.com/fo...es/biggrin.png

That's why I've since stopped carrying a driver. Don't even get me started on the beating I took when all my wife heard was I got attacked by Bertha? http://www.thehackersparadise.com/fo...es/beat-up.png http://www.thehackersparadise.com/fo...es/beat-up.png http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/laughing.gif

All the time.

Guilty. I'm always saying things like "Dave you Dumb@#$%, why did you do that?!" What's really crazy is when Dave answers back..

I do all the time, I'm by myself at work, I'm always talking to myself. Its great no one hear me babble.

Always!

The other guys in the 4some think it's funny!

Arc doesn't do it. He thinks it's crazy...