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**realfan87** · 01-09-2009, 06:23 PM

I know I pose some weird questions and this is no exception. What kind of pact would you make with the devil if he/she granted you a sub-par game for the rest of your life? Would you give up a few years at the end of your life? Would you pay, trade, barter whatever? Just how much would you give up for that kind of game?

**chipkluchi** · 01-09-2009, 06:24 PM

Golf isn't that important to me. Sorry Johneli.

**en-druzhba** · 01-09-2009, 06:24 PM

I know I pose some weird questions and this is no exception. What kind of pact would you make with the devil if he/she granted you a sub-par game for the rest of your life? Would you give up a few years at the end of your life? Would you pay, trade, barter whatever? Just how much would you give up for that kind of game?

I have two children that are expendable...

hehe..

**realfan87** · 01-09-2009, 06:29 PM

Golf isn't that important to me. Sorry Johneli.

It's ok Diane. But think for just a moment. You pull up at the club and get out of your car. Heads turn, people are whispering....."there's Diane...she's a minus 3 handicapp and is thinking of joining the tour." You walk onto the first tee....everyone is looking....you blast one right down the middle...on your way to another sub par round....

Are you positive that you wouldn't give up ANYTHING in your life for that?

**Sydneyfonzi** · 01-09-2009, 06:29 PM

I know I pose some weird questions and this is no exception. What kind of pact would you make with the devil if he/she granted you a sub-par game for the rest of your life? Would you give up a few years at the end of your life? Would you pay, trade, barter whatever? Just how much would you give up for that kind of game?

Does the devil resemble Elizabeth Hurley in 'Bedazzeld?' If so I may give this more thought....

**chipkluchi** · 01-09-2009, 06:31 PM

It's ok Diane. But think for just a moment. You pull up at the club and get out of your car. Heads turn, people are whispering....."there's Diane...she's a minus 3 handicapp and is thinking of joining the tour." You walk onto the first tee....everyone is looking....you blast one right down the middle...on your way to another sub par round....

Are you positive that you wouldn't give up ANYTHING in your life for that?

You mean a plus 3 - don't you?

Sure - I'd trade several things, but I doubt the devil would want them - I'm sure he gave them to me to begin with.

**deermealec** · 01-09-2009, 06:34 PM

Folks sell their souls everyday in the game of business. I am sure some would do so for their golf game also. I tend to pray for help on some of my shots, that don't usually pan out.

As for the devil helping me out, I suppose it could be negotiated to our mutual satisfaction, but it would involve more than just my golf game.

**Sydneyfonzi** · 01-09-2009, 06:36 PM

he[/B] gave them to me to begin with.[/COLOR][/B]

you're assuming the devil is a 'he?'

**realfan87** · 01-09-2009, 06:36 PM

When you throw in the cost of lessons, clubs, rounds, balls, etc. over a lifetime if I were 20 I would probably pay $10000 to be able to break par every time out for the rest of my life. But at my age I wouldn't give a heckuva lot......maybe a couple years beyond 90!

**biannaruh** · 01-09-2009, 06:40 PM

you're assuming the devil is a 'he?'

Im pretty sure it is a she...hehe

**rouletteroulette** · 01-09-2009, 07:14 PM

Im pretty sure it is a she...hehe

Oh snap! That just happened!!!

**skupaemauto** · 01-09-2009, 07:22 PM

Can I trade him a couple of my ex-g/f's? I'd even trade him a date with Diane. It'll be like a blind date for her. lol

**grosqueneen** · 01-09-2009, 07:24 PM

I know I pose some weird questions and this is no exception. What kind of pact would you make with the devil if he/she granted you a sub-par game for the rest of your life? Would you give up a few years at the end of your life? Would you pay, trade, barter whatever? Just how much would you give up for that kind of game?

To hell with the golf game (pardon the pun).

If I'm going to make any deals with the devil, it's going to involve those six ping pong balls with the numbers on them. After THAT deal is done, I'll have all the time in the world to work on my golf game.

-JP

**bitymnmictada** · 01-09-2009, 08:21 PM

I have two children that are expendable...

hehe..

Hmmm... my first thought was, "Hubby."

**realfan87** · 01-09-2009, 08:23 PM

I DID pose the question in the opening thread using "he/she" because, like many of you, I believe the devil could EASILY be a member of the fairer sex.

**chipkluchi** · 01-09-2009, 08:28 PM

Can I trade him a couple of my ex-g/f's? I'd even trade him a date with Diane. It'll be like a blind date for her. lol

Wow - you think a date with me is equal to being a great golfer. How did you know?

**mGUuZRyA** · 01-09-2009, 08:30 PM

I'm reminded of the day the devil swooped into Church and scared out all the parishioners and even the preacher....everyone except this lone old man sitting in the front row. He never moved while the devil spewed fire and brimstone around the church and generally did all kinds of things to run this last old man out.

After exhausting himself, he landed in front of the old man and asked, "Why are you still here after all I've done, after everyone else has been scared off?"

The old man smiled and said, "I ain't scared of you, I've been married to your sister for 40 years!"

And I might trade a lot of things for a better golf game, but having been married to his sister, I am not making any deals with her brother.

**en-druzhba** · 01-09-2009, 08:33 PM

Hmmm... my first thought was, "Hubby."

Haha!!

**realfan87** · 01-09-2009, 08:36 PM

Wow - you think a date with me is equal to being a great golfer. How did you know?

Word gets around.

**skupaemauto** · 01-09-2009, 08:37 PM

Wow - you think a date with me is equal to being a great golfer. How did you know?

Lucky guess. You could even wear one of your golf skorts.

01-09-2009, 06:23 PM	#1
realfan87 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 629 Senior Member	A Pact With the Devil. I know I pose some weird questions and this is no exception. What kind of pact would you make with the devil if he/she granted you a sub-par game for the rest of your life? Would you give up a few years at the end of your life? Would you pay, trade, barter whatever? Just how much would you give up for that kind of game? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2009, 06:24 PM	#2
chipkluchi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 398 Senior Member	Golf isn't that important to me. Sorry Johneli. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2009, 06:24 PM	#3
en-druzhba Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 471 Senior Member	I know I pose some weird questions and this is no exception. What kind of pact would you make with the devil if he/she granted you a sub-par game for the rest of your life? Would you give up a few years at the end of your life? Would you pay, trade, barter whatever? Just how much would you give up for that kind of game? I have two children that are expendable... hehe.. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2009, 06:29 PM	#4
realfan87 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 629 Senior Member	Golf isn't that important to me. Sorry Johneli. It's ok Diane. But think for just a moment. You pull up at the club and get out of your car. Heads turn, people are whispering....."there's Diane...she's a minus 3 handicapp and is thinking of joining the tour." You walk onto the first tee....everyone is looking....you blast one right down the middle...on your way to another sub par round.... Are you positive that you wouldn't give up ANYTHING in your life for that? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2009, 06:29 PM	#5
Sydneyfonzi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 652 Senior Member	I know I pose some weird questions and this is no exception. What kind of pact would you make with the devil if he/she granted you a sub-par game for the rest of your life? Would you give up a few years at the end of your life? Would you pay, trade, barter whatever? Just how much would you give up for that kind of game? Does the devil resemble Elizabeth Hurley in 'Bedazzeld?' If so I may give this more thought.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2009, 06:31 PM	#6
chipkluchi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 398 Senior Member	It's ok Diane. But think for just a moment. You pull up at the club and get out of your car. Heads turn, people are whispering....."there's Diane...she's a minus 3 handicapp and is thinking of joining the tour." You walk onto the first tee....everyone is looking....you blast one right down the middle...on your way to another sub par round.... Are you positive that you wouldn't give up ANYTHING in your life for that? You mean a plus 3 - don't you? Sure - I'd trade several things, but I doubt the devil would want them - I'm sure he gave them to me to begin with. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2009, 06:34 PM	#7
deermealec Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 507 Senior Member	Folks sell their souls everyday in the game of business. I am sure some would do so for their golf game also. I tend to pray for help on some of my shots, that don't usually pan out. As for the devil helping me out, I suppose it could be negotiated to our mutual satisfaction, but it would involve more than just my golf game. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2009, 06:36 PM	#8
Sydneyfonzi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 652 Senior Member	he[/B] gave them to me to begin with.[/COLOR][/B] you're assuming the devil is a 'he?' Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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biannaruh Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 445 Senior Member	you're assuming the devil is a 'he?' Im pretty sure it is a she...hehe Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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rouletteroulette Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 491 Senior Member	Im pretty sure it is a she...hehe Oh snap! That just happened!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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skupaemauto Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 417 Senior Member	Can I trade him a couple of my ex-g/f's? I'd even trade him a date with Diane. It'll be like a blind date for her. lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2009, 07:24 PM	#13
grosqueneen Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 443 Senior Member	I know I pose some weird questions and this is no exception. What kind of pact would you make with the devil if he/she granted you a sub-par game for the rest of your life? Would you give up a few years at the end of your life? Would you pay, trade, barter whatever? Just how much would you give up for that kind of game? To hell with the golf game (pardon the pun). If I'm going to make any deals with the devil, it's going to involve those six ping pong balls with the numbers on them. After THAT deal is done, I'll have all the time in the world to work on my golf game. -JP Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2009, 08:21 PM	#14
bitymnmictada Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 479 Senior Member	I have two children that are expendable... hehe.. Hmmm... my first thought was, "Hubby." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2009, 08:23 PM	#15
realfan87 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 629 Senior Member	I DID pose the question in the opening thread using "he/she" because, like many of you, I believe the devil could EASILY be a member of the fairer sex. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2009, 08:28 PM	#16
chipkluchi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 398 Senior Member	Can I trade him a couple of my ex-g/f's? I'd even trade him a date with Diane. It'll be like a blind date for her. lol Wow - you think a date with me is equal to being a great golfer. How did you know? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2009, 08:30 PM	#17
mGUuZRyA Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 492 Senior Member	I'm reminded of the day the devil swooped into Church and scared out all the parishioners and even the preacher....everyone except this lone old man sitting in the front row. He never moved while the devil spewed fire and brimstone around the church and generally did all kinds of things to run this last old man out. After exhausting himself, he landed in front of the old man and asked, "Why are you still here after all I've done, after everyone else has been scared off?" The old man smiled and said, "I ain't scared of you, I've been married to your sister for 40 years!" And I might trade a lot of things for a better golf game, but having been married to his sister, I am not making any deals with her brother. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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en-druzhba Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 471 Senior Member	Hmmm... my first thought was, "Hubby." Haha!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2009, 08:36 PM	#19
realfan87 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 629 Senior Member	Wow - you think a date with me is equal to being a great golfer. How did you know? Word gets around. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-09-2009, 08:37 PM	#20
skupaemauto Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 417 Senior Member	Wow - you think a date with me is equal to being a great golfer. How did you know? Lucky guess. You could even wear one of your golf skorts. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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