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realfan87

01-09-2009 06:23 PM

A Pact With the Devil.

I know I pose some weird questions and this is no exception. What kind of pact would you make with the devil if he/she granted you a sub-par game for the rest of your life? Would you give up a few years at the end of your life? Would you pay, trade, barter whatever? Just how much would you give up for that kind of game?

chipkluchi

01-09-2009 06:24 PM

Golf isn't that important to me. Sorry Johneli.

en-druzhba

01-09-2009 06:24 PM

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I have two children that are expendable... http://www.thehackersparadise.com/fo...s/egyptian.gif

hehe..

realfan87

01-09-2009 06:29 PM

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Golf isn't that important to me. Sorry Johneli.

It's ok Diane. But think for just a moment. You pull up at the club and get out of your car. Heads turn, people are whispering....."there's Diane...she's a minus 3 handicapp and is thinking of joining the tour." You walk onto the first tee....everyone is looking....you blast one right down the middle...on your way to another sub par round....

Are you positive that you wouldn't give up ANYTHING in your life for that?

Sydneyfonzi

01-09-2009 06:29 PM

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Does the devil resemble Elizabeth Hurley in 'Bedazzeld?' If so I may give this more thought.... http://www.thehackersparadise.com/fo...es/biggrin.png

chipkluchi

01-09-2009 06:31 PM

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It's ok Diane. But think for just a moment. You pull up at the club and get out of your car. Heads turn, people are whispering....."there's Diane...she's a minus 3 handicapp and is thinking of joining the tour." You walk onto the first tee....everyone is looking....you blast one right down the middle...on your way to another sub par round....

Are you positive that you wouldn't give up ANYTHING in your life for that?

You mean a plus 3 - don't you?

Sure - I'd trade several things, but I doubt the devil would want them - I'm sure he gave them to me to begin with.

deermealec

01-09-2009 06:34 PM

Folks sell their souls everyday in the game of business. I am sure some would do so for their golf game also. I tend to pray for help on some of my shots, that don't usually pan out. http://www.thehackersparadise.com/fo.../bickering.gif As for the devil helping me out, I suppose it could be negotiated to our mutual satisfaction, but it would involve more than just my golf game.http://www.thehackersparadise.com/fo...es/biggrin.png

Sydneyfonzi

01-09-2009 06:36 PM

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he[/B] gave them to me to begin with.[/COLOR][/B]

you're assuming the devil is a 'he?' http://www.thehackersparadise.com/fo.../confused2.gif

realfan87

01-09-2009 06:36 PM

When you throw in the cost of lessons, clubs, rounds, balls, etc. over a lifetime if I were 20 I would probably pay $10000 to be able to break par every time out for the rest of my life. But at my age I wouldn't give a heckuva lot......maybe a couple years beyond 90!

biannaruh

01-09-2009 06:40 PM

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you're assuming the devil is a 'he?' http://www.thehackersparadise.com/fo.../confused2.gif

Im pretty sure it is a she...hehe http://www.thehackersparadise.com/fo...ies/act-up.png

rouletteroulette

01-09-2009 07:14 PM

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Im pretty sure it is a she...hehe http://www.thehackersparadise.com/fo...ies/act-up.png

Oh snap! That just happened!!!

skupaemauto

01-09-2009 07:22 PM

Can I trade him a couple of my ex-g/f's? I'd even trade him a date with Diane. It'll be like a blind date for her. lol

grosqueneen

01-09-2009 07:24 PM

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To hell with the golf game (pardon the pun).

If I'm going to make any deals with the devil, it's going to involve those six ping pong balls with the numbers on them. After THAT deal is done, I'll have all the time in the world to work on my golf game.

-JP

bitymnmictada

01-09-2009 08:21 PM

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I have two children that are expendable... http://www.thehackersparadise.com/fo...s/egyptian.gif

hehe..

Hmmm... my first thought was, "Hubby."

realfan87

01-09-2009 08:23 PM

I DID pose the question in the opening thread using "he/she" because, like many of you, I believe the devil could EASILY be a member of the fairer sex.

chipkluchi

01-09-2009 08:28 PM

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Can I trade him a couple of my ex-g/f's? I'd even trade him a date with Diane. It'll be like a blind date for her. lol

Wow - you think a date with me is equal to being a great golfer. How did you know?

mGUuZRyA

01-09-2009 08:30 PM

I'm reminded of the day the devil swooped into Church and scared out all the parishioners and even the preacher....everyone except this lone old man sitting in the front row. He never moved while the devil spewed fire and brimstone around the church and generally did all kinds of things to run this last old man out.

After exhausting himself, he landed in front of the old man and asked, "Why are you still here after all I've done, after everyone else has been scared off?"

The old man smiled and said, "I ain't scared of you, I've been married to your sister for 40 years!"

And I might trade a lot of things for a better golf game, but having been married to his sister, I am not making any deals with her brother.

en-druzhba

01-09-2009 08:33 PM

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Hmmm... my first thought was, "Hubby."

Haha!! :)

realfan87

01-09-2009 08:36 PM

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Wow - you think a date with me is equal to being a great golfer. How did you know?

Word gets around.

skupaemauto

01-09-2009 08:37 PM

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Wow - you think a date with me is equal to being a great golfer. How did you know?

Lucky guess. You could even wear one of your golf skorts. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/laughing.gif

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