[strollerssfsfs]

''You're killin' me, Smalls'' - The Sandlot. I say this all the time in 'durr' moments.

''Eleanor: Your cat's dead.
Steve: What? Which one?
Eleanor: Marmalade. I'm sorry.
Steve: What happened?
Eleanor: A rattlesnake bit it in the throat.
Steve: Goddamn it, Eleanor, why do you have to say it like that? You couldn't try to break it a little bit nicer?
Steve: She's a rich bitch, you know. She was raised by maids. Her parents paid for this island and two of my worst movies. People say she's the brains behind Team Zissou.
Ned: People say a lot of things. What kind of cat was it?
Steve: Who gives a shit? I think it was a tabby.'' - Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. If only I could find this scene on youtube, it's hilarious lol.

[johnstylet]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: Best Line EVER!!!



How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

[Jerwittdergut]

Tuco:

"You want to know who you are? Huh? You want to know who's son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you."

When Tuco was taking a bath....

[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam]
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

Many many more memorable quotes.


The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (one of my top 10 movies)

[EmpokemyMok]

Hot Tub Time Machine- "Apparently Blake beat the shoe off you. I don't even know how the fuck that could happen."

[vTLWqa1l]

Dirty Harry:

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? "


V for Vendetta:

Finch: I wanna ask a question, Dominic. I don't care if you answer me or not. I just wanna say this aloud... The question I want to ask is about St. Mary's and Three Waters. The question that's kept me up for the last 24 hours, the question I have to ask, is: What if the worst, the most horrifying, biological attack in this country's history was not the work of religious extremists?

Dominic: Well, I don't understand. We know it was. They were caught. They confessed.

Finch: And they were executed. I know. And maybe that's really what happened. But I see this chain of events, these
coincidences, and I have to ask: What if that isn't what happened? What if someone else unleashed that virus? What if someone else killed all those people? Would you really wanna know who it was?

Dominic: Sure.

Finch: Even if it was someone working for this government? That's my question. If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost one hundred thousand people... would you really wanna know?


Terminator:

I'll Be Back!

Hasta la Vista Baby!

Come with me if you want to Live!


Spock: Wrath of Kahn

The Needs of the Many Outweigh the Needs of the Few or the One.

Kahn: Wrath of Kahn

For Hates Sake I Spit My Last Breath at Thee


Scotty in Star Trek IV:

Admiral! There be Whales Here!


Just a few that haven't been mentioned yet

[Shark&Nike]

Hot Tub Time Machine- "Apparently Blake beat the shoe off you. I don't even know how the fuck that could happen."

"I feel pregnant."

[GOLAGLULT]

Tombstone has to be one of my favorite movies to quote lines from:

(Doc Holliday)

"Maybe poker just isn't your game, Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

"I don't know, there's just something about him. Something around the eyes. Reminds me of... me. Nope, now I'm sure of it. I hate him."

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

"I have not yet begun to defile myself."

"Forgive me if I don't shake hands."

"No. Not me. I'm in my prime."

"Where's Wyatt?" "Down by the creek, walking on water."

"Why, Kate, you're not wearing a bustle... how lewd."

"Yes, it's true. You are a good woman. Then again, you may be the Antichrist."

"Make no mistake, It's not revenge he's after....It's a reckoning."

(Wyatt Earp)

"You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?"

"So run you cur! Run! Tell all the other curs the law's coming! You tell them I'm coming, and hell's coming with me, you hear?! Hell's coming with me!"

[GreefeWrereon]

'we're going to need a bigger boat'

'i'm supposed to be at a bar-b-que'

'wheres your tool?'.......'what fucking tool?'......'this fucking tool'

[tabcdyop]

Pete: Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.
Pete: Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well I'm voting for yours truly too.
[Everett and Pete look at Delmar for the deciding vote]
Delmar O'Donnell: Okay... I'm with you fellas.
Brother Where for Art thou

Patti: Think of your inner voice

Francis: Inner voice, What th Fuck am I doing on a gay tour of Tuscany...

Under the Tuscan Sun

Ya You Betcha.....

Fargo

[WrigleyMike]

Ghost Busters- "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

[mpzoFeJs]

Ghost Busters- "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

That one truly is a classic! I haven't forgotten it since Bill Murray first spoke it on the screen in 1984.

[Shark&Nike]

Possibly the funniest scene in Clerks II IMO

[flowersnewaho]

OMG I love Clerks II, that pillowpants scene is actually a little scary

[Shark&Nike]

OMG I love Clerks II, that pillowpants scene is actually a little scary

"Listerfiend is her mouth troll..."

"Women."

[Jerwittdergut]

"Heeere's Johnny!" "The Shining"

[Jerwittdergut]

Tom
Not a thing. I don't blame her. She sees the
angle--which is you--and she plays it. She's a
grifter, just like her brother. They probably
had grifter parents and grifter grandparents and
someday they'll each spawn little grifter kids--


"Miller's Crossing"

[StampNews]

“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca

[StampNews]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind

[eduptultyt]

"I feel the need! The need for speed" -Top Gun

[Civilrecordzz]

River's Edge: The only reason you stay here is so you can fuck my mother and eat her food. MOTHERFUCKER. FOOD EATER.

Phenomenon: - "Will you love me for the rest of my life?" - "No, I'll love you for the rest of mine."