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Denver, Colorado
4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony 4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 4:15 PM – Ceremonial Terrorist Fist-Jab led by Michelle Obama 4:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton 4:45 PM – Jesse Jackson Leads Castrati Choir in Singing "Great Balls of Fire" 5:00 PM – UFO Abduction Survival Tips – Dennis Kucinich 5:15 PM – John Edwards Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite from Hotel Bathroom 5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite from Emperors VIP Club 5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States Obama Has Visited 6:00 PM – Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Acceptance Speech Featuring a 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer 8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons 8:45 PM – Hillary Clinton Releases Her Delegates and Flying Monkeys 9:00 PM – Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl 9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo – Michael Moore 9:30 PM – Exclusive Panties-Optional Celebrity Party Hosted by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears 9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – Congressman William "Cold Cash" Jefferson 10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter and Clingy Gun Owners 10:30 PM – Ceremonial Denial of Progress in Iraq and Waving of White Flag 11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration 11:15 PM – Free Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick Pep Rally 11:30 PM – Al Gore Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards 11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding 12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama via Text Message Sent by Scarlett Johansson 12:01 AM – Barack Obama Accepts Nomination for Lord and Savior 12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing 3:00 AM – Hillary Clinton Delivers Acceptance Speech |
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