How to make a Southern Home Security System
 

Got this in an email:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used,
size14-16.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:


I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up from the slaughterhouse. I should be back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pit Bulls--don't know what got into them, but they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of'em in the house. Better wait out here on the porch.

'Cooter

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And I bet Buc has just such a security system set up!!! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/00hahaha.gif

Messin with ya Bro!!!

Hey, it's cheaper than an alarm! http://www.80sxchange.com/forums/ima...lies/laugh.gif

And probably more effective too LMAO!